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    • [from trailer]
    • Grandmaster: It's main event time. And now, I give you your Incredible, Astonishingly Savage...
    • [the Hulk bursts through the stadium door]
    • Thor: YES!
    • [everyone in the stadium looks confused]
    • Thor: Hey, hey! We know each other! He's a friend from work! Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead! So much has happened since I last saw you. I lost my hammer like, yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, he's alive! Can you believe it? He's up there. Hey Loki! Look who it is!
    • [the Hulk glares at Thor]
    • Thor: Oh, come on.
    • [first lines]
    • [Thor is thrown into Muspelheim in chains]
    • Thor: I know what you're thinking: "Oh no, Thor's in a cage. What happened?" Well, it's a long story...
    • Hela: Asgard is dead!
    • Grandmaster: What have you brought today? Tell me.
    • Valkyrie: A contender.
    • [sees residents of Sakaar]
    • Thor: Hi there...
    • [they put him in a net]
    • [to Thor]
    • Hela: I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the godess of death! What were you the god of, again?
    • Hulk: Hulk always... always angry.
    • Thor: I know. We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools.
    • Hulk: Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
    • Thor: Well, we're kind of both like fire.
    • Hulk: But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smouldering fire.
    • Thor: Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard! And you and I had a fight.
    • Bruce Banner: Did I win?
    • Thor: No, I won! Easily!
    • Bruce Banner: That doesn't sound right...
    • Thor: Well, it's true!
    • [Thor meets Loki, who is tied up]
    • Loki: Surprise!
    • [Thor throws something at him, to see if he's a mirage]
    • Loki: OW!
    • Hela: I am Hela, Odin's firstborn, commander of the legions of Asgard, the rightful heir to the throne and the Goddess of Death. My father is dead, as are the princes. You're welcome.
    • Hogun: Whoever you are, you will be stopped.
    • Hela: Whoever I am? Did you not just hear a word I said? I thought you would be glad to see me.
    • [to the Hulk]
    • Thor: So much has happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday, so that's still fresh. Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you.
    • Thor: We have to stop her here and now, and prevent Ragnarok, the end of everything! So I'm putting together a team.
    • Loki: Like the old days.
    • [wielding blasters]
    • Thor: Hello!
    • Loki: Hi.
    • [open fire]
    • Thor: I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.
    • Thor: How did you end up here?
    • Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I' m actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Thor, I sense a great change in your future. Destiny has dire plans for you, my friend.
    • Thor: I have dire plans for destiny.
    • Bruce Banner: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
    • Loki: It varies from moment to moment.
    • Valkyrie: This team of yours, it got a name?
    • Thor: Yeah, it's called the... uh... Revengers!
    • [the Hulk appears in the arena]
    • [horrorstruck]
    • Loki: I have to get off this planet!
    • [horrorstuck]
    • Loki: I have to get off this planet...
    • [Hela approaches Thor, seated on the throne of Asgard]
    • Hela: You're in my seat!
    • Thor: She's too powerful, I have no hammer.
    • Odin: What are you, Thor, god of hammers?
    • Thor: Quite unique. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. And when i spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly.
    • Korg: You rode a hammer?
    • Thor: No, I didn't ride the hammer
    • Korg: The hammer ride you on your back?
    • Thor: No, I would spin it really fast and it would pull me off the...
    • Korg: Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off?
    • Thor: The ground! It would pull me off the ground, into the air and I would fly.
    • [after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]
    • [copies Black Widow]
    • Thor: Hey, big guy. Sun's getting real low.
    • [Hulk grabs Thor and flattens him with repeated smashes into the floor]
    • [cheers]
    • Loki: YES! That's what it feels like!
    • [to the Grandmaster]
    • Loki: I'm just a big fan of the sport.
    • [cheers]
    • Loki: YES! That's what it feels like!
    • Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin!
    • Hela: Really? You don't look like him.
    • Loki: Perhaps we can come to an agreement...
    • Hela: YOU sound like him.
    • Hela: Kneel.
    • Loki: I'm sorry?
    • [draws a sword]
    • Hela: Kneel, before your queen.
    • Thor: I don't think so.
    • [Thor throws Mjolnir at Hela, she catches it]
    • Thor: It's not possible.
    • Hela: Darling, you have no idea what's possible.
    • [Hela crushes the hammer]
    • [points at his brain]
    • Bruce Banner: Biggest muscle in the body.
    • Thor: I've got more muscle, so technically more brains!
    • Odin: Asgard is not a place, it's a people. And its people need your help.
    • Hela: My destiny is to rule all others.
    • Odin: Asgard is not a place...
    • Thor: It's a people.
    • Odin: And those people need your help.
    • Thor: Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day you're you and I'm me and... oh, maybe there's still good in you but... let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.
    • [emotional]
    • Loki: Yeah... it's probably for the best that we'll never see each other again.
    • Thor: That's what you always wanted.
    • [pats Loki on the back]
    • [about Mjolnir]
    • Thor: Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.
    • Korg: It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
    • [pauses]
    • Thor: That's a nice way of putting it.
    • Korg: Hey, man. I'm Korg. We're gonna get outta here. Wanna come?
    • Loki: I have been falling... for 30 minutes!
    • Odin: Even with two eyes, you only see half of the picture.
    • Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off!
    • [aboard the Commodore]
    • Thor: Where are the weapons?
    • Valkyrie: There aren't any! The Grandmaster used the ship mainly for orgies.
    • [to Banner]
    • Thor: Better not touch anything.
    • Loki: Your savior has arrived!
    • Hela: Tell me about yourself, Skurge.
    • Skurge: Well, my dad was a stone mason and...
    • Hela: Yeah. Right. Ok. I'll just... I'll stop you there. What I meant was what's your ambition?
    • Skurge: I just want a chance to prove myself.
    • Hela: Recognition. Every great king had an executioner. Not just to execute people but to also execute their vision. But mainly to execute people. Still, it was a great honor. I was Odin's executioner. And now you shall be mine.
    • [wields Des and Troy]
    • Skurge: For Asgard.
    • Valkyrie: The lord of thunder sends his regards!
    • Korg: The revolution has begun!
    • [a barber approaches Thor with blades]
    • Barber: Now hold still. My hands aren't as steady as they used to be!
    • [tough]
    • Thor: I am Thor, god of thunder, and I say now, not one blade of my locks shall be severed!
    • [pause]
    • [terrified]
    • Thor: Please kind sir, please don't cut my hair! NOOOO!
    • [gives up Loki to Thor]
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: I think you can handle things from here.
    • [pulls out blades]
    • Loki: Handle me? Who are you? You think you're some kind of sorcerer? Don't think for one minute, you second-rate...
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Bye bye.
    • [sends Thor and Loki through a portal]
    • Thor: How do I escape?
    • Heimdall: You're on a planet surrounded by doorways. Go through one.
    • Thor: Which one?
    • Heimdall: The big one!
    • Hela: So he's dead. I'd have liked to have seen that.
    • [sees a mural of Odin's work]
    • Hela: Gardens and goblets? Peace offerings? All his deeds of peace... none of what he did to get it!
    • [tears down the mural to reveal a dark mural underneath]
    • Thor: My father once said, "A wise man never seeks out war..."
    • Hela: "But he must always be ready for it!"
    • Thor: Life is about growth and change. But you, my dear god of mischief brother, just want to stay the same.
    • Surtur: Ragnarok can not be stopped, what makes you think you can succeed?
    • Thor: Because that's what heroes do!
    • [in the Weapons Vault]
    • [knocks over the Infinity Gauntlet]
    • Hela: Fake!
    • [looks at the Casket of Ancient Winters]
    • Hela: Pathetic!
    • [looks at the Crown of Surtur]
    • Hela: That's smaller than I expected.
    • [looks at the Tesseract]
    • Hela: That's actually... not bad.
    • Loki: Do you think it's right to go back to Earth?
    • Thor: Probably not. But like a lot of things in life, it should all work out all right.
    • [Thor turns on the Quinjet's computer and places his hand on the handprint scanner]
    • Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
    • Thor: Strongest Avenger!
    • Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
    • [pause]
    • Thor: Damn you, Stark. Point Break.
    • Quinjet Computer: Welcome. Voice activation required.
    • Thor: Thor.
    • Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
    • Thor: Thor, God of Thunder.
    • Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
    • Thor: Son of Odin.
    • Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
    • Thor: Strongest Avenger.
    • [Banner places his hand on the Quinjet's handprint scanner]
    • Quinjet Computer: Voice activation required.
    • Bruce Banner: Banner.
    • Quinjet Computer: Welcome, Strongest Avenger.
    • Thor: Hey, let's do 'Get Help'.
    • Loki: No.
    • Thor: Neither do I.
    • Loki: We are not doing 'Get Help'.
    • [Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]
    • Thor: Get help! Please! My brother is dying! Get help! Help him!
    • [as the guard approach them, Thor throws Loki at them, knocking them down]
    • Thor: A classic.
    • [gets up]
    • Loki: I still hate it. It's humiliating.
    • Thor: Not for me, it's not.
    • Loki: What?
    • Thor: 'Get Help'.
    • Loki: No.
    • Thor: Why not?
    • Loki: I hate it.
    • Thor: It's great. It works every time.
    • Loki: It's humiliating.
    • Thor: Do you have a better plan?
    • Barber: Don't you move. My hands aren't as steady as they used to be.
    • Korg: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see, but don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid, unless you're made of scissors! Just a little Rock, Paper, Scissors joke for you."
    • [at Loki]
    • Korg: Piss off, ghost!
    • Loki: Don't wait, brother. Not even for me!
    • [brings back Surtur]
    • Loki: By the Eternal Flame, you are reborn!
    • Thor: There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake because he knows how much I like snakes, and so I picked the snake up to admire it, but then he turned back and went "AAHH! It's me!" And then he stabbed me.
    • Grandmaster: Time works real different around these parts. On any other world I would be millions of years old but here on Sakaar...
    • [leers at Loki, unnerving him]
    • Grandmaster: Slaves is such a harsh word, I prefer "prisoners with benefits."
    • Grandmaster: Carlo, I spare you. I spare you from life.
    • [melts Carlo]
    • [last words]
    • [points in the sky]
    • Odin: Look, up there... home.
    • Thor: I'm not as strong as you.
    • Odin: No... you're stronger.
    • [Grandmaster is announcing the Hulk into the Sakaaran Arena]
    • Thor: Hey, Loki! Look who it is!
    • [Loki is horrorstruck]
    • Grandmaster: ...The champion! The Defending! I give you, your Incredible...
    • [Hulk enters the arena, roars]
    • [to himself]
    • Loki: I have to get off this planet.
    • [Runs into Loki as he is trying to run away]
    • Grandmaster: Whoa, whoa, where are you going? Sit down.
    • Hulk: HULK! HULK! HULK!
    • [to the Grandmaster]
    • Thor: Hey! Hey! We know each other, he's a friend from work!
    • [to Hulk]
    • Thor: Where have you been? Everyone thought you were dead! There's so much that's happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, Lok - Loki's alive, can you believe it? He's up there!
    • [Hulk glances at Loki]
    • Hela: It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am. I am Hela. Odin's firstborn. Commander of the legions of Asgard. The rightful heir to the throne and the Goddess of Death. My father is dead. As are the princes. You're welcome. We were once the seat of absolute power in the cosmos. Our supremacy was unchallenged. Yet Odin stopped at nine realms. Our destiny is to rule over all others. And I am here to restore that power. Kneel before me and rise into the ranks of my great conquest.
    • Hogun: Whoever you were, whatever you've done, surrender now or we will show you no mercy.
    • Hela: Whoever I am? Did you not listen to a word I said?
    • Grandmaster: I love when you come to visit, 142. You keep bringing me just the best stuff. Whenever we get to talk to Topaz about Scrapper-142, what do I always say? She is, and it starts with a B.
    • Topaz: Trash.
    • Grandmaster: No. Not trash. Were you waiting to just call her that? It doesn't start with a B!
    • Thor: If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: I had to tell you. He did not want to be disturbed. Your father. He had chosen to remain in exile. And you don't have a phone.
    • Thor: No, I don't have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It's called an email.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Yeah. Do you have a computer?
    • Thor: No. What for?
    • Thor: Where's Odin?
    • Thor: No? Then why are you dressed like one?
    • [Annoyed]
    • Loki: Hey!
    • Thor: I can't believe you're alive! I saw you die. I mourned you. I cried for you.
    • Loki: I'm... honored?
    • Loki: You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine without you. Asgard was prospering. You ruined everything! Ask them!
    • Thor: Where's Father? Did you kill him?
    • Loki: You have what you wanted. You have the woman you asked for. Ah!
    • [Thor puts Mjolnir on his chest]
    • Loki: ouch, ok! I know exactly where he is.
    • [Thor & Loki transport to NYC via Bifrost. Arrived at Shady Acres Care Home that's being demolished to ruins]
    • Loki: I swear I left him right here.
    • Thor: Right here on the sidewalk or right here where the building's being demolished? Great planning!
    • Loki: How was I supposed to know? I can't the see the future. I'm not a witch.
    • Thor: Banner! Hey, Banner!
    • Hulk: No Banner, only Hulk!
    • [the Hulk takes on Surtur]
    • Thor: Hulk, no! For once in your life, don't smash!
    • Hulk: But giant monster!
    • [at a retirement home]
    • [in a dark suit]
    • Loki: I left him right here.
    • [in casual wear]
    • Thor: You mean on the pavement outside, or actually in the building currently being demolished?
    • Loki: How was I supposed to know? I can't see into the future, I'm not a witch!
    • Thor: Well, you're dressed like one.
    • [to Valkyrie]
    • Thor: You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it's great, an elite force of women warriors.
    • Thor: I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. Because's that what heroes do.
    • Valkyrie: I've spent years, in a haze, trying to forget my past. Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink, and to forget... and to die, one day.
    • Thor: Well, I was thinking that you drink too much and it was probably gonna kill you.
    • Valkyrie: I don't plan to stop drinking. But... I don't wanna forget. I can't turn away anymore. So, if I'm gonna die, well, it might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.
    • Hela: I don't know your game, but you can not stop me!
    • Thor: No.
    • [Surtur appears]
    • Thor: But he can.
    • Bruce Banner: You're just using me to get to the Hulk. That's low. You're not my friend.
    • Thor: No, no, no. I don't even like Hulk. He's always like, grr... smash, smash, smash. I prefer you.
    • Hela: I'm Hela.
    • Skurge: I'm just a janitor.
    • Hela: You're still alive.
    • Thor: I love what you've done with the place. Redecorated and everything.
    • Hela: It would seem our father's solution to every problem was to cover it up.
    • Thor: Or cast it out. I would love for someone else to rule but it can't be you. You're just... the worst.
    • Hela: Okay. Get up. You're in my seat.

Spoilers

    • Grandmaster: I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat, pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me, too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow! So, ah, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie.
    • [Asgard is now in ruins]
    • Korg: The damage is not too bad. As long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place. It will become a haven for all peoples and aliens of the universe.
    • [Asgard explodes]
    • Korg: Oof. Now those foundations are gone. Sorry.
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