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Quotes from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

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    • [from trailer]
    • [SpongeBob is playing two keyboards of a tiny piano over and over again]
    • Plankton: Will you stop playing that tiny piano?
    • [SpongeBob stops playing and hides the tiny piano behind his back ]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry.
    • Mr. Krabs: The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together! Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order! A war of all against all! Dark times are ahead! Dark times indeed!
    • Squidward Tentacles: Seriously? Aren't you overreacting a bit?
    • [Scene changes to Mr. Krabs, Squidward and the Bikini Bottom citizens wearing bad clothes and the citizens ran away, screaming i]
    • Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather.
    • Squidward Tentacles: I prefer suede.
    • [from trailer]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: A giant hairy porpoise's beached!
    • Mr. Krabs: We need to get these guys back in the water.
    • [the gang tries to roll a human in the ocean, but it landed on them in the sand]
    • Squidward Tentacles: Ew, this place smells awful!
    • [from trailer]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, here comes the pain!
    • Burger-Beard: Hah!
    • [He opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah!
    • Plankton: That ain't good.
    • [He fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes in a bubble. He fires more cannon balls, then SpongeBob as the Invincibubble g]
    • Patrick Star: They're beautiful.
    • [He pops a bubble, then a cannon ball lands on his face]
    • [from trailer]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.
    • [Patrick uses his mind to control ice cream at him, he holds two ice creams as thunder crashes, but Patrick starts eating them]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.
    • [Patrick is hitting his rock home with the word "grandma" on the bottom with a hammer]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, what are you doing?
    • Patrick Star: Vandalizing stuff.
    • Plankton: Isn't that your house?
    • [from trailer]
    • Fish: Alright, all secondary characters, come with me.
    • [from trailer]
    • Patrick Star: SpongeBob!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick?
    • Patrick Star: Talk to me, buddy.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm seeing a bright light.
    • [blocks the sun]
    • Patrick Star: Is this better?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Much. Thank you.
    • [from trailer]
    • [SpongeBob laughs while Plankton is taped on Mr. Krabs' desk]
    • Plankton: Oooooooooowwwwwww! Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!
    • [from trailer]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Cotton candy.
    • Sandy Cheeks: If you ate all of that, you'll have enough energy to run around the whole world.
    • [SpongeBob and Patrick ate the cotton candy, starts going hyper, and starts laughing as they run all over the world, but Sandy t]
    • Squidward Tentacles: Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
    • [SpongeBob and Patrick fell down front]
    • [from trailer]
    • [Squidward inked on his spot on top of a Rock cliff]
    • Squidward Tentacles: It happens when I'm nervous.
    • [from trailer]
    • Squidward Tentacles: Look at me, I'm a god.
    • Burger-Beard: Hah!
    • [He throws six soda plastic rings on Squidward's nose, and Squidward tries to take it off]
    • Squidward Tentacles: What is this diabolical thing?
    • [a girl on a sidewalk takes a picture of Squidward on her phone]
    • [from trailer]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Krabby Patties!
    • Mr. Krabs: What are you doing with me formula?
    • Burger-Beard: You mean...
    • [he sets up his restaurant]
    • Burger-Beard: *me* formula!
    • [in sneak peek]
    • [in thoughts]
    • Plankton: Wait a minute, molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility seven times!
    • [in thoughts]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait a minute, I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Give me that!
    • Plankton: Come on, SpongeBob, join me and we'll be rich and powerful until I eventually betray you!
    • [They're struggling for the Secret Formula]
    • Plankton: Join me!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: No! Never! I'm on Team Krabs for life!
    • [He muster the metal shutters open to get in]
    • Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON!
    • [SpongeBob and Plankton continue to struggle for the Krabby Patty Secret Forumla until it magically disappeared]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: What? Where'd it go?
    • [from sneak peek]
    • Mr. Krabs: Where's me formula, Plankton?
    • Plankton: I... I don't know. It just disappeared
    • Mr. Krabs: Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs, but this time, he's telling the truth! It just vanished!
    • Plankton: It's true!
    • [from trailer]
    • Burger-Beard: At last. It is mine!
    • [He takes a magic book from a skeleton pirate]
    • Burger-Beard: With this magic book, any evil plan I write comes true. But to harness it's power, I need the final page that is protected deep below the surface by one legendary hero.
    • [from trailer]
    • [the door blows up as the Bikini Bottom citizens gasp, and the Secret Formula has been stolen by Burger-Beard]
    • Burger-Beard: Bullseye!
    • Burger-Beard: Attack!
    • [a Plankton helicopter appeared to attack the Krusty Krab, and SpongeBob is ready to aim at it]
    • Patrick Star: I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.
    • [SpongeBob flips the binoculars over]
    • Patrick Star: Aaahhh! He's right on top of us!
    • [the Plankton helicopter drops a jar of mayonnaise]
    • Mr. Krabs: Bar the door!
    • [He puts a chair under the doorknob]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Got it!
    • [from trailer]
    • [Patrick looks at a girl holding an ice cream cone with three scoops]
    • Patrick Star: Where have you been all my life?
    • [He starts eating the girl's three scoops of ice cream]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: This is uncomfortable.
    • [from trailer]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: There's the book! Now, it's our turn to rewrite the story.
    • [from trailer]
    • Mr. Krabs: Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order!
    • [from sneak peek]
    • Mr. Krabs: You've got to have that formuler memorized by now.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: But as you are aware, sir, the Employee Handbook clearly states, and I quote, "No employee may in part, or in whole, commit the Krabby Patty secret formula to any recorded, written, or visual form, including memories, dreams, and/or needlepoint".
    • [He sobbed]
    • Mr. Krabs: Oh, curse you, fine print!
    • Squidward Tentacles: Mr. Krabs, the customers are getting restless.
    • [the customers are yelling "refunds!"]
    • Mr. Krabs: Listen up, boy get in there and make me customers some krabby patties.
    • [SpongeBob screams like a girl when he finds out there are no krabby patties there]
    • Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?
    • [He opens the freezer door a little, and he screamed like a girl as well]
    • Mr. Krabs: We're out of krabby patties?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: How can we make more krabby patties without the secret formula?
    • [from sneak peek]
    • [They arrived in the human world]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Woah! What is this place?
    • Mr. Krabs: I have a bad feeling about this.
    • [they see a foot]
    • Patrick Star: Maybe, this guys knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.
    • [to the foot]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Um, sir, can you tell us where to find the krabby patty?
    • Patrick Star: Hey! My friend is talking to you.
    • [He taps the foot several times]
    • [from TV spot]
    • [Patrick throws a giant jar of mayonnaise and lands in the middle of the ground as Plankton's battle tank gets stuck in the mayo]
    • Plankton: Oh, shrimp.
    • [Plankton's battle tank explodes]
    • [from TV spot]
    • Patrick Star: Hey, I got feet!
    • [from TV spot]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, you should get that checked out.
    • [His eyes are holed by the cannonball]
    • Patrick Star: Why?
    • [from TV spot]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: We're putting a team together.
    • Patrick Star: Ooh, pick me!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: To the surface!
    • [from TV spot]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's go, team!
    • [a pelican squawks at Patrick as he is pushed down, hanging to an edge of a rock cliff]
    • Patrick Star: I want a new team! This one's broken!
    • [from TV spot]
    • Patrick Star: What's the secret password?
    • PlanktonSpongeBob SquarePants: Uuuhhhh...
    • Patrick Star: Correct!
    • [from TV spot]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: If you're from the future, what am I going to say next?
    • Plankton: Something moronic?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow.
    • [from TV spot]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Look out!
    • [a boy on his skateboard hits a pole and falls down]
    • Sandy Cheeks: Aw, nuts!
    • [from preview]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: We'll take one secret formula to go! Clear the area, citizens. There's gonna be some serious aft kicking here.
    • [a boy takes a picture of SpongeBob and his friends on his phone]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Sour Note!
    • [Squidward magically unleashes a clarinet and starts playing a really louder note which made the customers covering their ears a]
    • Burger-Beard: No, wait, wait! Customers! No wait, please!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: We'll take one secret formula to go. Clear the area, citizens! There's gonna be some serious aft-kicking here!
    • Patrick Star: FINLAND!
    • [during Spongebob's sacrifice ceremony]
    • Squidasaurus Rex: And I thought my "friends" were primitive.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, hand me the potatoes.
    • Patrick Star: Mashed or scalloped?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Better make them... raw!
    • Patrick Star: Aye, aye, sir!
    • [Gives sack of potatoes to SpongeBob, who loads them in a cannon]
    • Sandals: Hey, it's raining pickles. Now it's raining...
    • [Plankton's tank lands on him]
    • Sandals: ... tanks!
    • Plankton: You're welcome.
    • [Licking a picture of a Krabby Patty]
    • Patrick Star: Does anyone have a picture of some ketchup?
    • Sandy Cheeks: Aw, nuts! I'm out of nuts.
    • Squidward Tentacles: You know what this needs? Some interpretive dance.
    • [nervous]
    • Mr. Krabs: Jimmy BACK MY FORMULER, PLANKTON!
    • Plankton: Well, that's stupid but how is that torture?
    • Mr. Krabs: Hee hee hee. You'll see.
    • [Mr. Krabs puts on headphones]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Jimmy, back my formula, hmm. Ooooooooh, I get it!
    • [SpongeBob starts laughing]
    • [while he hears SpongeBob laughing, he screams]
    • [still has headphones on and ignores everything]
    • [SpongeBob continues to laugh and Plankton is screaming]
    • Plankton: Oh make it stop Krabs, make it stop!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you, he's innocent.
    • Plankton: What are you going to do Krabs? Pour hot oil on me, or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
    • Mr. Krabs: No, knock knock.
    • Plankton: Knock knock jokes? I could do this all day Krabs.
    • Mr. Krabs: Knock knock.
    • Plankton: Oh boy, who's there?
    • Mr. Krabs: Jimmy.
    • Plankton: Jimmy who?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: I'll rock him while you read him a bedtime story.
    • Plankton: Uh once upon a time there was a big pink fat idiot who went to sleep. The End!
    • Patrick Star: Nice try.
    • Patrick Star: Justice is best soft served.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, I should've never doubted about your super powers.
    • Patrick Star: I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy? Is that you?
    • Sandy Cheeks: You can call me The Rodent!
    • Burger-Beard: I'm gonna scrub my armpits with you.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't get it.
    • Squidward Tentacles: Because you're a sponge.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick why are you doing this?
    • Patrick Star: Because I need Krabby Patties! Hurry up i'm hungry!
    • Mr. Krabs: Release the condiments!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: With relish!
    • Patrick Star: Hey! Where'd the pirate go?
    • Seagull: You'd better keep reading Mr. Pirate or else!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: See you later Te-am mate!
    • Burger-Beard: What's that? Take the book? I don't mind if I do. At last it is mine. Finally you are mine.
    • Burger-Beard: Man this is way over due.
    • Patrick Star: Good morning Squidward i'll have the usual with cheese.
    • Squidward Tentacles: We're out of patties right now!
    • Patrick Star: No more Krabby Patties? NO!
    • Patrick Star: Come on Tummy. It's gonna be a long day.
    • Burger-Beard: Once upon a time under the sea there was a little town called Bikini Bottom. In this town there was a place called the Krusty Krab where folks would come and eat a thing called the Krabby Patty. Every greasy spoon has a fry cook and the one who worked here was named SpongeBob SquarePants.
    • Burger-Beard: All right here we go. Now SpongeBob loved his job as a fry cook more then anything. And that is saying a lot. Because he loved everything! He loved his pet snail Gary. He loved his best friend Patrick. He loved blowing bubbles and jellyfishing. He loved making Krabby Patties for the folks in Bikini Bottom just as much as they loved eating them. Why you may ask do they love this greasy meal sandwich so much? Why Did they eat them for breakfast lunch and dinner despite the doctor's warnings?
    • Burger-Beard: But SpongeBob was always there to protect it. But today things would be different.
    • Doctor: He'll be gone in a week.
    • Woman fish: Oh Harold!
    • Burger-Beard: Ah it was a secret. No one was sure what was in those patties that made them so delicious. And frankly no one cared except for Plankton.
    • Plankton: Meh.
    • Burger-Beard: Plankton owned a restaurant right across the street from the Krusty Krab where no one ate cause the food was really bad!
    • Plankton: Now is that really necessary?
    • Burger-Beard: Plankton made it his life's work to steal the recipe.
    • Plankton: SpongeBob please! Let's talk about this.
    • Squidward Tentacles: Squidasurras rex!
    • Sandy Cheeks: Hello? Hello? Guess yal don't want my money.
    • Mr. Krabs: Money? Thank you come again.
    • Pigeon: Where to Mac?
    • Kyle: Just drive.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: If we're gonna be on the same team...
    • Plankton: Maybe i don't wanna be on the te-am! You think of that?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: But Plankton everything's best when your part of a team.
    • Squidward Tentacles: That sound must mean things are back to normal.
    • Plankton: Will you stop playing that tiny piano? Your gonna get us caught!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry.
    • Plankton: With that formula I can rule the world!
    • Bubbles: That was pretty good actually.
    • [last lines; as Bubbles comes out after the Spongebob Squarepants theme]
    • Bubbles: That was... pretty good, actually.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Did they outlaw clothes in the future?
    • Plankton: No!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Then why are you naked?
    • Plankton: 'Cause they don't make clothes in my size.
    • [Squidward opens the door with angry customers behind him, interrupting Mr. Krabs' torture of Plankton]
    • Squidward Tentacles: Mr. Krabs!
    • [to SpongeBob, still laughing]
    • Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob, zip it!
    • [SpongeBob finally stops laughing]
    • [relieved]
    • Plankton: Oh, thank you, Squidward!
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