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Quotes from The Adventures of Tintin

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    • [from trailer]
    • Tintin: Snowy, look at this...
    • [points to a model ship]
    • [from trailer]
    • Tintin: We can't go back, not now!... Not now.
    • [from trailer]
    • Tintin: Are you going to take charge of this evidence?
    • Inspector Thompson: Never fear, Tintin! The evidence is safe with us!
    • [falls down stairs]
    • Thomson: Thompson? Where are you?
    • Inspector Thompson: Well, I'm already downstairs! You'd better keep up!
    • [from trailer]
    • [in a plane]
    • Captain Haddock: You do know what you're doing, right?
    • Tintin: Relax. I interviewed a pilot once!
    • [from trailer]
    • Captain Haddock: I SWEAR to find that treasure before 'im!
    • [from trailer]
    • Captain Haddock: Nobody takes MY ship!
    • [from trailer]
    • [inspecting the model Unicorn]
    • Tintin: What secrets do you hold...?
    • [a roll of parchment slips out]
    • [from trailer]
    • Ivanovich Sakharine: Find them, find them BOTH!
    • [from trailer]
    • Tintin: If Sakharine gets to that ship before us, it's over!
    • [from trailer]
    • [a shipwrecked Haddock spots a plane]
    • Captain Haddock: We're saved! A savior from above!
    • [the plane opens fire]
    • Captain Haddock: I thought you were an optimist.
    • Tintin: You were wrong, weren't you? I'm a realist.
    • Captain Haddock: Ah, it's just another name for a quitter.
    • Tintin: You can call me what you like. Don't you get it? We failed.
    • Captain Haddock: Failed. There are plenty of others willing to call you a failure. A fool. A loser. A hopeless souse. Don't you ever say it of yourself. You send out the wrong signal, that is what people pick up. Don't you understand? You care about something, you fight for it. You hit a wall, you push through it. There's something you need to know about failure, Tintin. You can never let it defeat you.
    • Tintin: Captain, can you get us to Bagghar?
    • Captain Haddock: What sort of a stupid question is that?
    • [gets up]
    • Captain Haddock: Give me those oars! I'll show you some real seamanship, laddie! I'll not be doubted by some pipsqueak tuft of ginger and his irritating dog. I am master and commander of the seas!
    • [looks at the newspaper]
    • Thomson: Great Scotland Yard! That's extraordinary!
    • Tintin: What is?
    • Thomson: Worthington's having a half-price sale on bowler hats!
    • [snatches the newspaper]
    • Inspector Thompson: Really, Thomson! This is hardly the time...
    • [looks at the newspaper]
    • Inspector Thompson: Great Scotland Yard!
    • ThomsonTintin: What is it?
    • Inspector Thompson: Canes are half-price too!
    • Captain Haddock: So you thought you'd sneak in an' catch me with me trousers down, eh?
    • Tintin: I'd rather you keep your trousers on if it's all the same to you!
    • Tintin: How's your thirst for adventure, Captain?
    • Captain Haddock: Unquenchable, Tintin.
    • Tintin: What have you done?
    • Captain Haddock: I lit a wee fire...
    • Tintin: *In a boat?*
    • [explosion]
    • Tintin: Well, this is a fine mess.
    • Tintin: We've got bad news. We've only got one bullet.
    • Captain Haddock: What's the good news?
    • Tintin: We've got ONE bullet.
    • [last lines]
    • Tintin: There's a clue to another treasure. How's your thirst for adventure, Captain?
    • Captain Haddock: Unquenchable, Tintin.
    • [Snowy winks at us]
    • Allan: Mr Tintin?
    • Tintin: Yes, that's me.
    • Allan: There's a crate here for you, sir.
    • Tintin: But I didn't order anything.
    • [knocks out Tintin]
    • Allan: That's 'cause *you're* in it!
    • [stuffs him into the crate]
    • Ivanovich Sakharine: You may kill the boy, but NOT Haddock!
    • Allan: Oh, come on, sir, he's a rum soak! We should have killed him long ago...
    • [draws his blade]
    • Ivanovich Sakharine: Do you think it was an accident I took Haddock's ship, Haddock's crew, Haddock's treacherous first mate? Nothing I do is an accident!
    • Captain Haddock: Sir Francis Haddock was the greatest captain of the seven seas! Why do you think I drink? It's because I know I'll never be like him!
    • Tintin: To think, all it took was one day in the Sahara! Congratulations, Captain, you're sober!
    • Red Rackham: Kill his men!
    • Sir Francis Haddock: Nooooo!
    • Captain Haddock: It was Allan, he nobbled me... and there was a bottle...
    • Tintin: There always is!
    • Captain Haddock: No, it's not like that...
    • Tintin: I can smell it on you!
    • [Haddock hurls bottles at Sakharine]
    • Ivanovich Sakharine: Go ahead, have a drink. It's all you've got left!
    • Ivanovich Sakharine: The legend says only a Haddock is able to find the treasure... but it took a Rackham to get the job done!
    • Tintin: Great snakes!
    • Captain Haddock: Billions of blistering barnacles!
    • Captain Haddock: Ten thousand thundering typhoons!
    • [Thomson and Thompson plan a trap for the wallet thief]
    • Inspector Thompson: It's childishly simple!
    • Thomson: To be precise: it's simply childish!
    • Bianca Castafiore: I am most grateful to Professor Sweetie Pie, for bringing me here to Bagghar!
    • [Sakharine winces]
    • Nestor: Good evening, sir. I trust you had a pleasant voyage.
    • Ivanovich Sakharine: Do I pay you to talk?
    • Nestor: You don't pay me at all.
    • Captain Haddock: Red Rackham!
    • Ivanovich Sakharine: That's right! An ancestor of mine, just as Sir Francis was yours!
    • Captain Haddock: Unfinished business...
    • Ivanovich Sakharine: Oh, it's good you remember, Haddock - killing you drunk wouldn't have been as much fun!
    • Inspector Thompson: You are under arrest!
    • Thomson: To be precise: you are under arrest!
    • Captain Haddock: Blistering treasure! It's Red Rackham's barnacles!
    • Captain Haddock: My memory isn't the way it used to be.
    • Tintin: How was it?
    • Captain Haddock: I've forgotten.
    • Captain Haddock: What is this peculiar beverage? It had no bouquet, it's completely transparent.
    • Tintin: It's water.
    • Tintin: Bad news, Captain. We've only got one bullet.
    • Captain Haddock: What's the good news?
    • Tintin: We've got one bullet.
    • [Haddock is chasing Sakharine's Bird]
    • Captain Haddock: 10,000 Thundering Typhoons! Come here you pilfering parakeet!
    • Silk: I'm not a bad person. I'm a kleptomaniac.
    • Thomson: A what?
    • Inspector Thompson: It's fear of open spaces.
    • Thomson: Poor man. No wonder he keeps his wallets in the living room.
    • Captain Haddock: Nobody takes my ship!
    • Tintin: They've already taken it.
    • Captain Haddock: But nobody takes my ship twice!
    • [seeing Snowy for the first time]
    • Captain Haddock: A giant rat of Sumatra!
    • Tintin: If you'll excuse me, I need to find a way off this drunken tub.
    • [Tintin leaves Captain Haddock's cellar with a bang of the door]
    • [taken aback]
    • Captain Haddock: Tu-*TUB?*
    • [Closeup on Tintin, who is slowly waking up]
    • [grabs the whiskey bottle he was preparing to drink, opens it and pours it on the fire]
    • Tintin: No! No, No, N...
    • [explosion]
    • [from the distance; moaning]
    • Captain Haddock: Thundering Typhoons!
    • [echoing]
    • Captain Haddock: Tintin? Tintin? Warm yourself, lad...
    • [Tintin wakes up to find that Captain Haddock has lit a fire out of the wooden oars, in the boat and is trying to warm himself]
    • [horrified]
    • Tintin: Captain! What did you do?
    • [laze faire]
    • Captain Haddock: Ah, you were looking cold, so I lit a wee fire.
    • Tintin: *IN A BOAT*? Those are our oars, we need them to reach to Baggdar!
    • [snapping an oar in two and throwing it into the fire]
    • Captain Haddock: We don't need to.
    • [frantically splashing salt water at the fire, trying to douse it out]
    • Tintin: Help me put it out
    • [realizing]
    • Captain Haddock: He's right! What have I done? What have I done?
    • [Tintin has escaped; has stumbled into a room on the second deck of the ship and is meeting Captian Haddock for the first time]
    • [Captain Haddock stops fighting]
    • Tintin: I was captured by a gang of thugs!
    • [There is a pause; Haddock begins to cry comically]
    • [tearfully]
    • Captain Haddock: Oh, the filthy swine! He's turned the whole crew against me!
    • [brandashing a bent pipe; thinking Tintin is an intruder]
    • Captain Haddock: So... you were trying' to catch me wi' my trousers down, huh?
    • [dodging Haddock's blows]
    • Tintin: I would keep your trousers up, same to you.
    • [about Shakarine]
    • Captain Haddock: He was planning all of this, trying to bump me off!
    • Tintin: What are you talking about?
    • Captain Haddock: I knew he was going send someone to do th' job! Me murdered in bed by a baby-faced assassin!
    • [Snowy grabs a hold of Haddock's pants with his teeth]
    • [trying to shake Snowy off]
    • Captain Haddock: Arrgh!
    • Tintin: No, No! You've got it all wrong! I'm not an assassin.
    • [During the Port of Bagghar chase;Captain Haddock is trying to grab one of the scrolls before Sakharine's peregrine falcon can]
    • Captain Haddock: Oh no, not again! Come here, my beauty!
    • [Tintin and his friends have discovered that the "Milanese Nightengale" is none other than Opera singer, Bianca Castafiore by se]
    • [amazed]
    • Thomson: My!
    • [equally amazed]
    • Inspector Thompson: My!
    • [stoutly, yet awestruck]
    • Captain Haddock: What a *dish.*
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