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Quotes from Lady Bird

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    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I hate California, I want to go to the east coast. I want to go where culture is like, New York, or Connecticut or New Hampshire.
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I found when it happened that I really like dry humping more.
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: People go by the names their parents give them, but they don't believe in God.
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Hey.
    • Kyle Scheible: Yeah, Jenna's hella tight.
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Yeah.
    • Kyle Scheible: Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce or something?
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Sure, see you at the Deuce.
    • Miguel McPherson: Hey, I'm not paying you to flirt.
    • [exhales]
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I wasn't flirting.
    • Kyle Scheible: I wish you had been.
    • [pause]
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I like your band. With Jonah Ruiz? L'Enfance Nue?
    • [in french accent]
    • Kyle Scheible: L'Enfance Nue.
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Uh. Well, I saw your Thanksgiving show. My name's Lady Bird.
    • Kyle Scheible: It's weird you shake hands.
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Yeah.
    • [pause]
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I'm friends with Jenna and she's always talking about how great your band is so I wanted to check it out.
    • Larry McPherson: You're not gonna get in a car with a guy that honks, are ya?
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Different things can be sad... it's not all war!
    • Sister Sarah Joan: You clearly love Sacramento.
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I do?
    • Sister Sarah Joan: You write about Sacramento so affectionately and with such care.
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I was just describing it.
    • Sister Sarah Joan: Well it comes across as love.
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Sure, I guess I pay attention.
    • Sister Sarah Joan: Don't you think maybe they are the same thing? Love and attention?
    • Julie Steffans: You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention!
    • Kyle Scheible: You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life.
    • Marion McPherson: I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be.
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: What if this is the best version?
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: The only thing exciting about 2002 is that it's a palindrome.
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong.
    • Casey Kelly: You think dead children aren't morally wrong?
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: No. I'm just saying that, if you took up close pictures of my vagina while I was on my period, it would be disturbing but it doesn't make it wrong.
    • Casey Kelly: Excuse me?
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Listen, if your mother had had the abortion, we wouldn't have to sit through this stupid assembly!
    • Marion McPherson: If you're tired, we can sit down.
    • Marion McPherson: Please stop yelling.
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I'm not yelling.
    • [Marion picks out a pink dress]
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Oh, it's perfect!
    • Marion McPherson: Do you love it?
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I'm not tired.
    • Marion McPherson: Oh, okay. I just couldn't tell because you were dragging your feet.
    • [Lady Bird rolls her eyes]
    • Marion McPherson: Well, I just couldn't tell.
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Why didn't you just say "pick up your feet"?
    • Marion McPherson: I didn't know if you were tired.
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: You're being passive aggressive.
    • Marion McPherson: No, I wasn't.
    • Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: You are SO INFURIATING!
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