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Quotes from Kung Fu Panda 3

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    • Po: Who are you?
    • Li: Well, good luck to you.
    • Po: You too. I hope you find your son.
    • Li: And I hope you find your father.
    • [they both walk off, everyone facepalms]
    • Li: I'm Li Shang. I'm looking for my son.
    • [everybody gasps]
    • Po: You lost your son?
    • Po: Yes. Many years ago.
    • Po: I lost my father.
    • Li: I'm very sorry.
    • Po: Thank you.
    • [pause]
    • [from trailer]
    • [wheezing]
    • Li: I am your father... Why're there so many stairs?
    • Mr. Ping: Why is he breathing like that? It's creepy!
    • [from trailer]
    • Po: Master Shifu? Good time, bad time?
    • Shifu: Time is an allusion, there is only the now.
    • Po: So now is a... good time?
    • Shifu: Oh!
    • [Kai has materialized in a vast field; two farmers cower in fear of him]
    • Kai: What is this place?
    • Farmer GooseRabbit Villager: Who?
    • Kai: Kai. General Kai. Supreme Warlord of all China!
    • Farmer Goose: I dunno.
    • Kai: The Jade Slayer. Master of Pain. You may know me as the Beast of Vengeance. Uh... Maker of Widows?
    • Farmer Goose: Huh?
    • [exasperated]
    • Kai: Okay, I used to work with Oogway?
    • Farmer GooseRabbit Villager: Oh, Master Oogway!
    • Farmer Goose: He was a great warrior!
    • Rabbit Villager: We've heard of Master Oogway, he's a...
    • [cutting their chatter]
    • Kai: Okay, okay, enough. SILENCE!
    • [uneasy]
    • Rabbit Villager: Ah... my brother's farm?
    • Kai: Ah. If I stepped on you, would you die?
    • [both cower as the Goose lays eggs in fear]
    • Rabbit Villager: Y-yes.
    • Kai: The Mortal Realm.
    • [speaking to jade talisman of Oogway]
    • Kai: You hear that, Oogway? I'm back.
    • [bellows]
    • Kai: Kai has RETURNED!
    • [from trailer]
    • Mei Mei: Get ready to dance... with danger!
    • [from clip]
    • Kai: In the...
    • Po: Chit-Chat!
    • Kai: You must be the Dragon Warrior.
    • Po: And you must be Kai. Beast of vengeance, Maker of widows.
    • Kai: YES! Finally thank you. Almost makes me want to spare your life.
    • Po: Oh you want to spare me huh? How about you spare me the chit-chat alright let's do this.
    • Kai: I'm going to take your chi then the chi of every panda in the...
    • Po: Augh! chit-chat
    • Kai: In the...
    • Po: Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chat-chat-chat!
    • [they stand outside a ship run aground in a desert after Masters Bear and Croc ran in]
    • Mantis: We gotta get in there.
    • Crane: But Master Shifu said...
    • Mantis: You're seriously afraid? Even Master Chicken's going in, and he's a *chicken*!
    • [to Po]
    • Tigress: Kai took the Valley, it's all gone... now he's coming for the Pandas... you MUST teach them to fight!
    • [leaps into a fight]
    • Po: Enemies of justice, prepare for...
    • [sees he's leapt too far and is going over them]
    • Po: Are you kidding me?
    • [crashes]
    • Shifu: You must take the next step on your journey, from warrior to teacher.
    • Po: But I'm no good at it!
    • Shifu: You're terrible at it!
    • Po: Justice is about to be served!
    • [at his dad's cafe]
    • Po: We'll have two Justice platters, please.
    • Shifu: If you only do what you can do, you'll never be better than what you are.
    • Po: But I like who I am!
    • Shifu: You don't even know who you are!
    • [to Po]
    • Li: You must rediscover what it is to be a panda!
    • Po: There's no way I can stop him!
    • Li: Unless you had an army of your own.
    • Po: You don't even know kung fu!
    • Li: Then you will teach us.
    • [sees Master Flying Rhino's armor]
    • Po: I think I just peed a little!
    • [to PO]
    • Oogway: You must save the world.
    • Po: Never under-estimate the impact of dramatic entrance!
    • [Po made a dramatic move to kick open the door, door suddenly opens, oops it's Shifu!]
    • [repeated line]
    • Big Fun: I want some of that!
    • Mei Mei: Look away! Look away! No, you can't, can you?
    • [Crane is flying, with Mantis on his hat]
    • Crane: Wings of surveillance!
    • Mantis: Why do you do that?
    • Crane: Do what?
    • Mantis: Just 'cause you say "wings of" before something, it doesn't mean that you're doing a special move. It's like me saying "antenna of power!" or "thorax of... making sandwiches!"
    • Crane: Wings of disagreement.
    • [Kai is destroying stone statues outside the Jade Palace]
    • Shifu: I will not let you destroy Oogway's memory!
    • Kai: Why not? He destroyed mine.
    • [to his jade zombies]
    • Kai: Find Oogway's students and bring them to me.
    • [to jade talisman of Oogway]
    • Kai: By the time I am done with them, Oogway, there will be no one left who will even remember your name. Hahahaha, Kai is COMING!
    • [as he is turned into a jade zombie]
    • Mantis: Antenna of Power! Agh, it didn't work!
    • [to Crane]
    • Kai: Your chi is strong, just like your friend,
    • [brandishes Mantis talisman]
    • Kai: the bug.
    • Crane: Mantis!
    • [tries to attack Kai but is overpowered]
    • Kai: Don't worry, little birdie. I'll put your chi to good use: destroying the Jade Palace and *everyone* in it.
    • Crane: No!
    • [kicks barrel at Kai, then flies off, but is caught]
    • Crane: Wings of... Regret!
    • Li: Panda's don't walk. We roll!
    • Mr. Ping: Your son got angry at you. Welcome to parenthood.
    • Shifu: Time is just an illusion, there is only the now.
    • [searching through Oogway's scroll library]
    • Shifu: There's so much wisdom in here, I can't find anything!
    • [first lines]
    • Oogway: Inner peace... inner peace.
    • [a flower petal falls on his nose]
    • Oogway: Itchy nose...
    • [Shifu has made a flower bloom with the power of chi]
    • Po: Woah! What was that?
    • Shifu: Eventually. After you master teaching.
    • Po: Teaching? There's no way I'm ever gonna be like you!
    • Shifu: I'm not trying to turn you into me; I'm trying to turn you into you.
    • Shifu: That was chi.
    • Po: Wow! What's chi?
    • Shifu: The energy that flows through *all* living things.
    • Po: So you're saying if I-so you're saying if I teach, I'll be able to do cool stuff like that?
    • Shifu: No, I'm saying if you teach, *I'll* be able to do cool stuff like that.
    • Po: Oh.
    • Shifu: Mastering chi requires mastery of self. Oogway sat alone in a cave for *thirty* years, asking one question: who am I? Who am I? I'm lucky if I get five minutes before you interrupt...
    • Po: Aw, so now I have to sit alone in a cave for thirty years?
    • Li: You have to come home with me.
    • Po: What? To the secret village?
    • Li: Yes, son. You must rediscover what it is to be a panda. You have to learn how to live like a panda. Sleep like a panda. Eat like a panda. Those 103 dumplings? I was just warming up.
    • Po: I always knew I wasn't eating up to my full potential!
    • [the two duel in the Spirit Realm]
    • Oogway: You've grown stronger!
    • Kai: Five *hundred* years in the Spirit Realm; you pick up a thing or two.
    • [brandishes jade amulets]
    • Kai: I have taken the chi of ever master here!
    • [gasps]
    • Oogway: No...
    • [chuckles]
    • Kai: Yes... and soon, I will have *your* power, too!
    • [pleading]
    • Oogway: When will you realize the more you take, the less you have?
    • Shifu: Before the battle of the fist comes the battle of the mind... then the dramatic entrance
    • Mr. Ping: Sometimes we do the wrong things for the good reasons
    • Shifu: I am not trying to turn you into me, I am turning you into you.
    • Li: She was the total package: smart, beautiful, tremendous appetite
    • [Mr. Ping has stowed away in Po's travel bag]
    • Po: Dad?
    • Li: Oh yes, about that. We can't share the location of the village with others. So...
    • Mr. Ping: Oh, you think I can't keep a secret, huh? I raised Po for twenty years before I finally told him he was adopted.
    • Li: Seriously?
    • Po: Yeah.
    • Li: OK, I guess it would be cruel to make you fly back.
    • [amazed]
    • Po: You can fly?
    • Mr. Ping: I'm a bird, Po.
    • [thinks Po is talking to him]
    • Li: Yes?
    • [sternly]
    • Po: Dad...
    • [opens the bag to find Mr. Ping inside]
    • Mr. Ping: Yes?
    • Po: What are you doing here?
    • Mr. Ping: What am I doing? Getting a backache! Did you have to step on every rock?
    • Po: No, I mean why are you here ?
    • Mr. Ping: What was I supposed to do, huh? What if the pandas don't have food you like? You're never gonna be able to save the world on an empty stomach. I consider my presence mission critical.
    • Crane: Master, what are we going to do?
    • Shifu: *You* are going to find out where Kai is. Follow the trail of those jade creatures but do not engage For with every foe he faces Kai becomes stronger.
    • Crane: Why me? Is it because I asked?
    • Shifu: No. It is because you can fly. Go
    • Mantis: Should have kept your beak shut!
    • Shifu: And take Mantis.
    • Mantis: What? Oh man, is it because I...
    • Shifu: Yes.
    • [dueling Kai in the Spirit Realm]
    • Po: You want my chi so bad? Then take it.
    • [Po redirects his chi to Kai]
    • Kai: Yes, the power is *mine*!
    • [as the chi fills his body, he begins to glow and his jade amulets float away]
    • Kai: Wait, no. It's too much. That's too much. No!
    • [Kai vanishes in a burst of light]
    • Kai: NO!
    • [Po is about to perform the Wuxi Finger hold on Kai]
    • Po: Sorry, buddy. Gotta send you back to the Spirit Realm. Skadoosh.
    • [flexes his pinky]
    • Po: OK, that didn't work. Let me try one more time. Skadoosh.
    • [flexes his pinky again, then over and over]
    • Po: Skadoosh, skadoosh, skadoosh. What the ?
    • Kai: Hold on, wait! It's working. No! No!
    • [pretends to gag, then chortles]
    • Kai: No, it's not. Did Oogway teach you that little trick? Too bad it only works on mortals. And *I* am a Spirit Warrior.
    • [Li reveals a secret lift to the Panda Village]
    • Li: We're pandas! We don't do stairs!
    • Po: I have waited all my life to hear those words.
    • Mr. Ping: It doesn't mean less for me... it means more for Po.
    • [last lines]
    • Li: Well done, son!
    • [Po smiles, and guides everyone to flow their chi]
    • Shifu: Behold. All of the answers will be found within.
    • [unveils scroll]
    • Shifu: What? It's blank? Are you kidding me? Not again.
    • Shifu: Oogway, forgive me.
    • Shifu: Kai. Kai. Kai. Nope. Never heard of him.
    • Shifu: The student has truly become the tea - Wait. Where did you get that?
    • Po: Oh, this. Oogway gave it to me in the spirit realm.
    • Shifu: Ugh, of course he did.
    • Po: I think I mastered Chi.
    • Shifu: Oh, of course you did. Can you teach me?
    • Li: I lost you once. I am not going to lose you again. I can't.
    • [pause]
    • Po: You just did.

Spoilers

    • Kai: Who are you?
    • Po: I've been asking myself that question. Am I the son of a panda? The son of a goose? A student? A teacher? I'm all of those things.
    • [Po's chi forms the shape of a dragon around him]
    • Po: I am the Dragon Warrior! Get it? You see the giant dragon?
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