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Quotes from Kingsman: The Golden Circle

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    • [from trailer]
    • Poppy: My name is Poppy Adams, CEO of the Golden Circle. We engage in an aggressive business strategy, invest in the latest technology and take strict, disciplinary action. I'm speaking to you today because our world leaders have let us all down, so we are coming out of the shadows and taking over. And to make sure no one gets in our way... Kingsman is crumpets!
    • Eggsy: We've got brains, skills, skipping rope?
    • Whiskey: It's a lasso.
    • Eggsy: Whatever.
    • Poppy: Viva la Vegan.
    • Eggsy: We're from the Kingsman tailor shop in London, maybe you've heard of us.
    • Tequila: Oh, the Kingsman? Huh. That's where you got all them fine suits and them fancy spectacles you got on.
    • Tequila: Exactly.
    • Eggsy: That's right.
    • Tequila: Y'all look damn sharp. Let me see if I got it right here, you want me to believe that it's normal for a tailor to hack into an advanced biometric security system with nothing but... that little bitty watch you got on?
    • [Silence, Tequila cocks his rifle]
    • Tequila: I can promise you, that dog don't hunt. So why don't you just get down on your knees and tell me who you really work for?
    • Elton John: Now, go off and save the world.
    • Harry Hart: If I save the world, can I have two tickets to your next concert?
    • Elton John: Darling, if you save the world, you can have a backstage pass.
    • First Burly Guard: Sir Elton, stay here. We're under attack.
    • Elton John: Exactly!
    • [Elton stomps on the guard's foot and slams him into his piano]
    • Elton John: Is it a rescue attempt?
    • First Burly Guard: Might be.
    • [whispering]
    • Elton John: Yes!
    • [Elton starts playing his piano]
    • [singing]
    • Elton John: Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday night's all right! Hey!
    • First Burly Guard: Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?
    • Elton John: What day is it today?
    • First Burly Guard: Wednesday?
    • [Eggsy leaves the Kingsman tailor shop when he is confronted by a hooded figure]
    • Eggsy: Eggy. You mind if I share your cab?
    • [the hooded figure reveals himself to be Charlie]
    • Eggsy: Charlie?
    • [as Eggsy approaches him, Charlie pulls out a gun]
    • Charlie: It's ironic, isn't it? You look like a gentleman, I look like a pleb. If I was you, I'd unlock your cab.
    • [a group of Jaguar SUVs approach them slowly as Charlie has Eggsy enter the Kingsman taxi. Just when Eggsy unlocks the door, he ]
    • Eggsy: Pete, get us out of here!
    • [Eggsy emerges out of the sewers back to his house]
    • [pause, then Princess Tilde closes her eyes and prepares to kiss Eggsy. He suddenly backs up]
    • Eggsy: You were really gonna do it?
    • Princess Tilde: Yeah.
    • Eggsy: Now that is true love right there. Amazing. I'm gonna go get changed.
    • Eggsy: Babe! I'm home!
    • Princess Tilde: I'm here.
    • [Princess Tilde sees Eggsy all covered in raw sewage]
    • Princess Tilde: What the hell happened?
    • [approaching Princess Tilde]
    • Eggsy: It's a long story that deserves a kiss.
    • [backing up]
    • Princess Tilde: Not even JB would kiss you right now.
    • [JB looks at Eggsy, then tilts his head to the floor]
    • Eggsy: If you really love me, just one little kiss.
    • Poppy: My drugs are everywhere. They were never my thing, but here I am, running the biggest drug cartel in the world. The only downside is having to live in the middle of nowhere. You know, these ruins are technically undiscovered. I just added a few touches to remind me of home. I grew up on all that awesome '50s nostalgia. Grease, American Graffiti, Happy Days. But I digress. The thing you need to understand is the hard work and ingenuity it took to achieve a global monopoly on the drug trade. And that's all on me. Not to toot my own horn. I just think it's really important for new recruits to understand the history of The Golden Circle.
    • [Poppy leads Charles and Angel to the diner's counter as she puts on an apron]
    • Poppy: Angel, baby. Hey...
    • [whispers]
    • Poppy: Your old pal Charles has messed up. That's all I'm gonna tell you, because that's all you need to know. So put him in the mincer, okay?
    • [Angel looks at the meat grinder behind the counter before everyone starts to laugh. Poppy then turns on the grinder, much to Ch]
    • Charles: No, Miss Poppy!
    • [Charles screams before being turned into ground beef]
    • Poppy: Good job! See my salon across the way? Head there for your makeover.
    • [Angel walks out of the diner as Poppy places a hamburger patty on the grill]
    • Poppy: So, fellas, I have a couple of things that I wanna clarify. You understand that in The Golden Circle, my authority is never to be questioned, right? And the importance of following orders? Do you understand that? And the value of loyalty?
    • [Charles and Angel nod]
    • Poppy: It's easy to nod, isn't it?
    • [Charles and Angel continue to nod]
    • Poppy: I don't like easy. I like proof.
    • [pause before Poppy looks at Angel]
    • Poppy: What's your name?
    • [Spanish accent]
    • Angel: Angel, ma'am.
    • [Angel returns to the diner from his makeover at the salon]
    • Poppy: Welcome to Golden Circle.
    • Poppy: It's beautiful, isn't it?
    • [Angel looks at the golden ring tattoo on his chest]
    • Poppy: Not that. This.
    • [Poppy reveals a hamburger, to the shocked look on Angel's face]
    • Poppy: Bon appetit.
    • [Angel sits down and looks at the hamburger, then at Charles' legs sticking out of the meat grinder. He then picks up the burger]
    • Poppy: How is it?
    • [Spanish accent]
    • Angel: It's delicious!
    • Harry Hart: As one of our founding Kingsman once said: This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
    • [Eggsy and Merlin enter Harry's room]
    • Merlin: It's been such a long time, Harry. I need to get my brogues resoled.
    • Eggsy: Yeah, and my oxfords are done in as well.
    • Harry Hart: Why are you telling me about your shoes?
    • [pause]
    • Harry Hart: I'm a lepidopterist.
    • Eggsy: You're a what?
    • Harry Hart: I study butterflies.
    • [Harry points at his butterfly drawings on the walls]
    • Merlin: Well, you wanted to be before you joined the Army, but... Harry, look at me.
    • [Merlin points a finger for Harry to look at with his right eye]
    • Eggsy: Harry.
    • Merlin: It's good to see you.
    • Harry Hart: Hello.
    • Eggsy: Hello, mate.
    • [Eggsy approaches Harry to hug him, but Harry backs away. Merlin approaches Harry with a handshake]
    • Merlin: Harry.
    • Harry Hart: How do you do? Have we met before?
    • Eggsy: Harry, it's okay. It's fine. They know that we know you.
    • Harry Hart: I think there must be some mistake.
    • [Eggsy enters Harry's room]
    • Harry Hart: Maggots turn into flies. Perhaps you mean larva.
    • Eggsy: Larva, yeah, okay. Whatever. The point is, everyone wanted to squash me. But not you. You helped me to become a caterpillar. And now I've got wings. I'm flying higher than I ever dreamed, and that is all thanks to you.
    • Harry Hart: I hate to seem rude, but I need to finish packing and get some sleep.
    • Eggsy: Harry, you can't just walk away. Kingsman needs you. The whole world needs you.
    • [pause]
    • Eggsy: I need you.
    • Harry Hart: Eggy, whoever the Harry was that you knew, he's gone, I'm afraid.
    • [offers a handshake]
    • Harry Hart: Goodbye.
    • Eggsy: Harry. What's going on?
    • Harry Hart: I was just packing. Look at all these lovely toiletries Merlin very kindly gave me as a leaving present. Here, try this aftershave.
    • Eggsy: Yeah, I know, Harry. I'm wearing it. Listen. You can't just give up.
    • Harry Hart: Give up? No, on the contrary, I'm about to achieve my dream. Researching rare butterflies alongside some of the finest minds in entomology.
    • [Eggsy looks at the drawings on the walls]
    • Eggsy: You know, you may as well have me stuck up on this wall. 'Cause you're never gonna find a butterfly more interesting than me.
    • Harry Hart: Sorry?
    • Eggsy: When you and I first met, I was just, like, a maggot.
    • [Clara brings Eggsy in her tent]
    • Eggsy: Wow. This is amazing.
    • [Clara sits on her bed]
    • Clara: Come on.
    • Eggsy: Uh, you know what, I'm busting for a pee, actually.
    • Clara: You could do it on me if you want.
    • Eggsy: Uh... maybe in a bit. Give me a sec, yeah?
    • Clara: Okay, but hurry up, River. Been waiting all night for you to at least kiss me.
    • Harry Hart: You all right? What was that phone call you got?
    • Harry Hart: When I was shot, can you guess what the last thing was that flashed through my mind? It was absolutely nothing. I had no ties. No bittersweet memories. I was leaving nothing behind. Never experienced companionship, never been in love. And in that moment, all I felt was loneliness and regret.
    • [Harry pours the martini in two glasses]
    • Eggsy: I'm sorry.
    • Harry Hart: Don't be. Just know that having something to lose...
    • [hands martini to Eggsy]
    • Harry Hart: is what makes life worth living. Now, lets go and save your girl.
    • Eggsy: I missed you, Harry.
    • Eggsy: Let's not, Harry. I don't think you'd sympathize and I'm not really in the mood for a lecture.
    • [Harry gets up and goes to the plane's cocktail bar]
    • Harry Hart: All right. How about a martini for old time's sake?
    • Eggsy: Yeah, all right.
    • [Eggsy gets up while Harry prepares a martini]
    • Eggsy: I had a girlfriend.
    • [pause]
    • Eggsy: I lost her. And it broke me. And now, if this mission fails, she's gonna die. I know it's against Kingsman rules, having a relationship.
    • [Merlin enters the Statesman plane's main lounge, all dressed up]
    • [top end of the bat opens]
    • Merlin: Minesweeper. Courtesy of Statesman.
    • [grabs a baseball]
    • Eggsy: And what about these?
    • Merlin: Careful. Those are hand grenades.
    • [Merlin grabs an eyeglass case and hands it to Eggsy]
    • Merlin: As discussed, this is for the endgame. I'm entrusting it to you.
    • [Eggsy opens the case to reveal a syringe]
    • Merlin: And I'm entrusting this...
    • [Merlin grabs the largest knife in the arsenal]
    • Merlin: ...to me.
    • Eggsy: Hey, hey. Looking good, Merlin.
    • Merlin: Feeling good, Eggsy. Right.
    • [hands umbrella to Harry]
    • Merlin: This is yours.
    • [hands briefcase to Eggsy]
    • Merlin: That's for you.
    • [Merlin opens the billiard table to reveal a weapons chest. He hands a baseball bat to Harry]
    • Merlin: Press the 'S'.
    • [Eggsy has Charlie on the ground, gripping Charlie's chin]
    • Eggsy: Give me the code!
    • Charlie: I can't. Only Poppy knows it.
    • Eggsy: Well, then you're no use to me, ain't you? For the record, Charlie, I'm more of a gentleman than you'll ever be. But right now, it's time to drop the gentle bit. This is for Kingsman. For my mate Brandon. For Roxy. For JB. And for Merlin. Good night, bruv.
    • [Eggsy snaps Charlie's neck]
    • Whiskey: Miss, I beg your pardon. Now, I don't wanna pester you, but I just have to know, what time are you playing?
    • Whiskey: Tinder what?
    • Eggsy: Do you know, I think it's probably a generational thing. It translates as: 'Go away, old man'.
    • [pause]
    • Whiskey: Be good, be cool.
    • Eggsy: Bye.
    • Clara: Thank you for that.
    • Clara: I'm not in a band. Oh, God. Who did you think I was? Please don't say someone ghastly.
    • Whiskey: God damn it, now I feel like a fool. I just assumed that a woman with your... charisma, well, she just had to be somebody.
    • Clara: Right. Thank you.
    • Whiskey: No, it's okay. I know you didn't mean to make me feel like a dumbass. So I'll let you make it up to me by letting me buy you a drink.
    • Clara: Follow my finger.
    • [Clara points her finger in front of Whiskey and swipes left]
    • [chuckles]
    • Whiskey: What are we doing?
    • Clara: Swiping to the left. What, you don't do Tinder in America?
    • Fox News Anchor: Who is Poppy Adams? After graduating Harvard Business School, Adams was briefly held for serious mental health issues before disappearing without a trace.
    • Harvard Professor: Intelligent, ambitious, ruthless, lacks empathy, superficial charm. All the elements of a great CEO. Or a psychopath.
    • Fox News Anchor: Following the broadcast of Adams' message to the President, there were scenes of chaos today at medical centers across the country and around the world.
    • Fox News Anchor: The blue rash is now being renamed 'The Dancing Disease', as victims begin to exhibit stage two symptoms.
    • Fox News Anchor: Victims of the virus caused by tampered recreational drugs flooded hospitals and clinics in fear for their lives.
    • Fox News Anchor: Curfews and no travel orders are being considered as authorities assess the scale of the disaster. But there has still been no official response from the President, who remains locked in emergency talks.
    • Princess Tilde: Well, if you save the world, you know what that means.
    • [Knowing smile]
    • Eggsy: Yeah, all right.
    • Chief of Staff Fox: The President actively sanctioned the deaths of hundreds of millions of people, and lied to the public. I am proud to be responsible for his impeachment, and I will do everything I can to ensure a smooth transition of power.

Spoilers

    • [singing]
    • Merlin: Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River...
    • [singing]
    • Merlin: West Virginia, mountain momma, take me home, country road...
    • [as the lead guard approaches Merlin with the walkie-talkie, Merlin takes off his glasses and headbutts him. The other guards ra]
    • Poppy's Security Gate Guard: Poppy, we got a situation here.
    • [singing]
    • Merlin: Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong, West Virginia, mountain momma, take me home, country road...
    • [Merlin sets off the landmine, killing him and the guards]
    • Poppy: Ooh. He stepped on a landmine. Can we get somebody out there to clean that up? Hello?
    • [Merlin chops the vines to reveal himself to Poppy's guards]
    • Confused Guard: Poppy, come in.
    • Poppy: Roger.
    • Confused Guard: Are you expecting another lawyer? There's a guy here singing.
    • [singing]
    • Merlin: Life is older, older than the trees, younger than the mountains, blowin' like a breeze...
    • Poppy: Singing?
    • [singing]
    • Merlin: Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong...
    • Poppy: Bring him to me.
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