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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Movie Poster

Quotes from Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

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    • [Martha has become Ruby Roundhouse]
    • Ruby Roundhouse: Why am I wearing half a shirt and short shorts in the JUNGLE?
    • [a troop of motorcycle killers appear]
    • Dr. Smolder Bravestone: This is a video game, which means we have special skills.
    • [Bravestone runs at super speed]
    • Moose Finbar: Why am I running so slow?
    • [Professor Oberon gets eaten by a hippo]
    • Moose Finbar: You better go in there and save her!
    • Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I'm not gonna get in there, you get in there!
    • Moose Finbar: I got a backpack on! You don't get in water with a backpack, everybody knows that.
    • [Fridge rushes by Martha and nearly knocks her down]
    • Martha: Hey, person walking!
    • [sarcasm]
    • Martha: Are you gonna help, or are you too pretty?
    • [serious]
    • Bethany: I'm too pretty.
    • [Bethany has become Shelly Oberon]
    • [sees her reflection]
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: NOO! I'm an over-weight middle-aged man!
    • [from trailer]
    • Ruby Roundhouse: Guys, how are we gonna get home?
    • [when he sees all his weaknesses]
    • Moose Finbar: I hate this game.
    • [bids farewell to his manhood]
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: Later, dude.
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: Oh my God, this is so cool! Martha, come look at my penis!
    • Ruby Roundhouse: No, thanks!
    • [as Bravestone places the Jaguar's Eye onto the statue]
    • AlexDr. Smolder BravestoneMoose FinbarProfessor Shelly OberonRuby Roundhouse: JUMANJI!
    • [after Bravestone places the Jaguar's Eye onto the statue]
    • AlexDr. Smolder BravestoneMoose FinbarProfessor Shelly OberonRuby Roundhouse: JUMANJI!
    • Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Get on my back!
    • Moose Finbar: I would rather die.
    • [cut to Bravestone carrying Moose on his bacl]
    • [Bethany saves Alex, he hugs her]
    • Moose Finbar: Uh... you have a situation.
    • [sees he has an erection]
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: Oh my God! These things are crazy!
    • Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I can't do this!
    • Moose Finbar: I saw you fix a helicopter in mid-air!
    • Dr. Smolder Bravestone: It's a lot easier to be brave when you've got lives to spare. It's a lot harder when you only have one life.
    • Moose Finbar: We always only have one life, man. That's how it is.
    • Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I want to stay with you, like this.
    • Ruby Roundhouse: Then let's be like this, every day... in the real world.
    • [to Martha]
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: Aren't you being judgmental about others, because you'd burn people rather than get burned yourself? I'm just saying, you're a babe, go with it.
    • Moose Finbar: Get me the hell out of here!
    • Boy at Bazaar: What you seek is in the basket / If you're not careful, you'll be in a casket / Trust each other, and never blink / The missing piece is not what you think.
    • [Dr Bravestone retrieves the Jaguar's Eye from a herd of angry rhinos, by sacrificing Moose]
    • Moose Finbar: You do NOT want to know what's under those rhinos! I saw things I can never unsee, things that touched me!
    • Ruby Roundhouse: Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini.
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: I once wore a bikini to school.
    • Moose Finbar: Albino rhinos!
    • Young Spencer: A game for those who seek to find / A way to leave their world behind.
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: Seriously, I can't even open my mouth around you. You don't even know me, but you, like, decided you hate me.
    • Ruby Roundhouse: Look, I just think you live in, like, the "hot popular girl" bubble, you know, where everybody either treats you like a princess or like an object. Maybe it makes you a little self-absorbed or something?
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: That's fair. But do you think that maybe the reason why you are so judgy is because you are like afraid that people are not gonna like you, so you've decided not to like them first? I'm just saying, you're a babe, go with it.
    • Ruby Roundhouse: Look, I just think you live in like the hot popular girl bubble, you know where everybody either treats you like a princess or like an object. Maybe it makes you a little, self-absorbed or something?
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: But do you think that maybe the reason why you are so judgy it's because you are like afraid that people are not gonna like you, so you've decided not to like them first?
    • Seaplane McDonough: Seaplane McDonough reporting for duty.
    • [to Bethany]
    • Alex: Does "phone" mean something different in the future?
    • Nigel: Dr. Bravestone. Famed archaeologist and international explorer. Known across the seven continents for your courageous exploits.
    • Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Is there a seat belt?
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