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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Movie Poster

Quotes from Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

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    • [Martha has become Ruby Roundhouse]
    • Ruby Roundhouse: Why am I wearing half a shirt and short shorts in the JUNGLE?
    • [a troop of motorcycle killers appear]
    • Dr. Smolder Bravestone: This is a video game, which means we have special skills.
    • [Bravestone runs at super speed]
    • Moose Finbar: Why am I running so slow?
    • [Professor Oberon gets eaten by a hippo]
    • Moose Finbar: You better go in there and save her!
    • Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I'm not gonna get in there, you get in there!
    • Moose Finbar: I got a backpack on! You don't get in water with a backpack, everybody knows that.
    • [Fridge rushes by Martha and nearly knocks her down]
    • Martha: Hey, person walking!
    • [sarcasm]
    • Martha: Are you gonna help, or are you too pretty?
    • [serious]
    • Bethany: I'm too pretty.
    • [Bethany has become Shelly Oberon]
    • [sees her reflection]
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: NOO! I'm an over-weight middle-aged man!
    • [from trailer]
    • Ruby Roundhouse: Guys, how are we gonna get home?
    • [when he sees all his weaknesses]
    • Moose Finbar: I hate this game.
    • [bids farewell to his manhood]
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: Later, dude.
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: Oh my God, this is so cool! Martha, come look at my penis!
    • Ruby Roundhouse: No, thanks!
    • [as Bravestone places the Jaguar's Eye onto the statue]
    • AlexDr. Smolder BravestoneMoose FinbarProfessor Shelly OberonRuby Roundhouse: JUMANJI!
    • [after Bravestone places the Jaguar's Eye onto the statue]
    • AlexDr. Smolder BravestoneMoose FinbarProfessor Shelly OberonRuby Roundhouse: JUMANJI!
    • Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Get on my back!
    • Moose Finbar: I would rather die.
    • [cut to Bravestone carrying Moose on his bacl]
    • [Bethany saves Alex, he hugs her]
    • Moose Finbar: Uh... you have a situation.
    • [sees he has an erection]
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: Oh my God! These things are crazy!
    • Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I can't do this!
    • Moose Finbar: I saw you fix a helicopter in mid-air!
    • Dr. Smolder Bravestone: It's easy to be a hero when you have lives to spare... it's a lot harder when you have just one.
    • Moose Finbar: We have only one life. That's how it is.
    • Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I want to stay with you, like this.
    • Ruby Roundhouse: Then let's be like this, every day... in the real world.
    • [to Martha]
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: Aren't you being judgmental about others, because you'd burn people rather than get burned yourself? I'm just saying, you're a babe, go with it.
    • Moose Finbar: Get me the hell out of here!
    • Boy at Bazaar: What you seek is in the basket / If you're not careful, you'll be in a casket / Trust each other, and never blink / The missing piece is not what you think.
    • [Dr Bravestone retrieves the Jaguar's Eye from a herd of angry rhinos, by sacrificing Moose]
    • Moose Finbar: You do NOT want to know what's under those rhinos! I saw things I can never unsee, things that touched me!
    • Ruby Roundhouse: Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini.
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: I once wore a bikini to school.
    • Moose Finbar: Albino rhinos!
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