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Quotes from Incredibles 2

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    • [from trailer]
    • Bob Parr: You have powers! Yeah, baby!
    • The Underminer: Behold, the Underminer!
    • [to Violet and Dash as the Underminer attacks the city]
    • Helen Parr: Watch after Jack-Jack!
    • Violet Parr: But I thought we were gonna go and...
    • Bob Parr: You heard your mother!
    • [to Helen]
    • Bob Parr: Trampoline me!
    • [jumps off of the stretched-out Helen]
    • [from trailer]
    • [to the Underminer]
    • Bob Parr: We meet agai...
    • [gets sucked into the Underminer's vacuum]
    • [at the dinner table]
    • Helen Parr: Superheroes are illegal.
    • Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: We wanna fight bad guys!
    • [throws his fists around]
    • Jack-Jack Parr: I wanawai bad guy!
    • Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: It defines who I am.
    • Bob Parr: We're not saying you have - what?
    • Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: Someone on TV said it.
    • Winston Deavor: Help me bring supers back into the sunlight. We need Elastigirl!
    • [to Bob and Helen; gives Bob a card]
    • Lucius Best: I was approached by this tycoon. Wants to talk... about hero stuff.
    • [Bob smiles]
    • [leaves on her motorcycle; to Bob]
    • Helen Parr: Bye, sweetie.
    • Bob Parr: I'll watch the kids, no problem.
    • [as Bob helps him with his math]
    • Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: That's... not the way you're supposed to do it, Dad.
    • [turns his book around]
    • Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: They want us to do it this...
    • Bob Parr: I don't KNOW that way, why would they change math? Math is math, math is math!
    • [as Bob talks over him]
    • Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: I think it's okay, Dad...
    • [reading to Jack-Jack; starts to fall asleep]
    • Bob Parr: Over Dusseldorf, Doozles are dozing...
    • [falls asleep, but Jack-Jack wakes him up]
    • Bob Parr: Close it!
    • [to Bob over the phone]
    • Helen Parr: I couldn't have done this if you hadn't taken over so well.
    • [tired and worn out; to Lucius; about Helen]
    • Bob Parr: I've got to succeed! So she can succeed! So WE can succeed!
    • Lucius Best: WHAT?
    • Lucius Best: I get it, Bob!
    • [Jack-Jack disappears into thin air with lightning]
    • Lucius Best: WHAT THE?
    • [Jack-Jack appears again]
    • Lucius Best: That is freaky.
    • [gives Jack-Jack a cookie]
    • Bob Parr: But I can't keep giving him cookies!
    • [Jack-Jack transforms into a red goblin-like monsters and lunges at Bob]
    • Lucius Best: Whoa! He's freaky!
    • [Jack-Jack starts biting Bob]
    • Bob Parr: No biting Daddy.
    • [to the tired Bob, who is holding Jack-Jack]
    • Edna Mode: Done properly, parenting is a heroic act... done properly.
    • [the Parr family sits down at the dinner table; Dash reaches for food]
    • Violet Parr: Did you wash your hands?
    • Violet Parr: So, are we going to talk about it?
    • Bob Parr: What?
    • Violet Parr: The elephant in the room.
    • Bob Parr: What elephant?
    • Violet Parr: Mom's new job.
    • [Dash uses his superhuman speed to run and wash his hands]
    • Violet Parr: With soap?
    • [Dash runs back and uses soap]
    • Violet Parr: Did you dry them?
    • [Dash shakes his hands off and reaches for the food, eating it]
    • [Helen puts his Chinese food in front of him; he looks in it]
    • Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: What? Is this ALL vegetables? Who ordered all vegetables?
    • Helen Parr: I did.
    • [puts the food on his plate]
    • Winston Deavor: It's time to make some wrong things right! Help me bring supers back into the sunlight. We need to change people's perceptions about superheroes, and Elastigirl is our best play.
    • Bob Parr: Better than... me?
    • [Elastigirl clears her throat and gives Mr. Incredible a glare]
    • [enters the house Winston is letting them live in with Bob, Helen, Violet, and Jack-Jack]
    • Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: Whoa! I LIKE Mom's new job!
    • [Helen calls Bob on the phone]
    • Bob Parr: Hello?
    • Helen Parr: Hey, honey. How are the kids?
    • [lying]
    • Bob Parr: Everything's great.
    • Helen Parr: And Jack-Jack?
    • [lying]
    • Bob Parr: He's in excellent health.
    • [from trailer]
    • [Jack-Jack disappears from the room]
    • Lucius Best: WHAT THE?
    • [waves cookie in the air for Jack-Jack]
    • Bob Parr: Num num, cookie!
    • Lucius Best: Oh my gosh!
    • Bob Parr: Cookie!
    • [Jack-Jack appears and eats the cookie]
    • Lucius Best: Whoa, K! That... is freaky.
    • [to Bob]
    • Helen Parr: You know it's crazy, right? To help my family, I gotta leave it to fix the law, I gotta break it.
    • Bob Parr: You've got to, so our kids can have that choice.
    • [Jack-Jack rages in Edna's room]
    • Bob Parr: Combustion imminent? What does that mean?
    • [Jack-Jack explodes and becomes surrounded by fire]
    • Edna Mode: It means fire, Robert.
    • [from trailer]
    • [about the Screenslaver's attack; to Lucius over the phone]
    • Bob Parr: Suit up. It might get weird.
    • Lucius Best: I'll be there ASAP.
    • [opens the secret holding for his suit]
    • [offscreen; yelling]
    • Honey: Where you going ASAP? You better be back ASAP!
    • [from trailer]
    • Bob Parr: Suit up! It might get weird.
    • Lucius Best: I'll be there, ASAP.
    • Honey: Where are you going ASAP? You better be back ASAP!
    • [about Jack-Jack; to tired-out Bob]
    • Lucius Best: Looks normal to me. When did this start happening?
    • Lucius Best: I get it, Bob! I get it! When was the last time you slept?
    • Bob Parr: Who keeps track of that? Besides, he's a baby. I can handle it, I got this handled.
    • Lucius Best: So... you're good then? You got everything under control? Right?
    • [sees Jack-Jack playing with the remote, who then disappears into another dimension]
    • Lucius Best: WHAT THE - ?
    • Bob Parr: Cookie! Jack-Jack, want a cookie? Num num, cookie?
    • [Jack-Jack makes noises from the other dimension]
    • Bob Parr: Jack-Jack, num num! Num num, cookie! Cookie!
    • Lucius Best: You're not... ?
    • Bob Parr: Cookie!
    • Bob Parr: Since Helen got the job.
    • Lucius Best: Oh my gosh!
    • Bob Parr: Cookie!
    • [Jack-Jack reappears; Bob gives the cookie to him]
    • Lucius Best: Whoa, K! Okay, so he can still hear you from...
    • Bob Parr: ...from the other dimension.
    • Lucius Best: That is freaky.
    • Lucius Best: I assume she knows.
    • Bob Parr: Are you kidding? I can't tell her about this, not while she's doing hero work!
    • [sees Helen on the TV]
    • Jack-Jack Parr: Mama!
    • [on television; reused footage of The Incredibles]
    • Helen Parr: Girls, come on! Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so!
    • Jack-Jack Parr: Mama!
    • [points at the TV]
    • [turns off the TV with the remote]
    • Bob Parr: I've got to succeed! So she can succeed! So WE can succeed!
    • [all of the televisions turn off and show a shot of the Screenslaver]
    • Screenslaver: The Screenslaver interrupts this for an important announcement...
    • [to Lucius over the phone]
    • Bob Parr: Suit up. It might get weird.
    • Lucius Best: I'll be there ASAP.
    • [goes to get his super suit]
    • Honey: Where you goin' ASAP? You better be back ASAP!
    • Screenslaver: Supers are no longer in control... I am.
    • [repeated line]
    • Bob Parr: Num num, cookie?
    • Violet Parr: Boys are jerks and superheroes suck.
    • Bob Parr: Good morning!
    • [Violet and Dash demand to know why Bob hasn't told Helen about Jack-Jack's powers]
    • Bob Parr: Because I'm formulating, okay! I'm taking in information! I'm processing! I'm doing the math, I'm fixing the boyfriend, and keeping the baby from turning into a flaming monster! How do I do it? By rolling with the punches, baby! I eat thunder and crap lightening, okay? Because I'm Mr. Incredible! Not "Mr. So-So" or "Mr. Mediocre Guy"! Mr. Incredible!
    • [Violet and Dash are silent for a moment after Bob's rant]
    • Violet Parr: We should call Lucius.
    • Bob Parr: No, I can handle it! There's no way I'm gonna...
    • [yells]
    • [Jack-Jack goes flying through the walls, catapulting himself towards the pool in the backyard, and Bob runs after him to catch ]
    • Violet Parr: I'm calling Lucius.
    • Helen Parr: I missed Jack-Jack's FIRST POWER!
    • Bob Parr: Actually you missed his first SEVENTEEN!
    • Violet Parr: I hate superheroes, and I renounce them!
    • Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: Wait, I thought you renounced superheroes.
    • Violet Parr: Well, I renounce my renouncement!
    • Rick Dicker: If you wanna get out of the hole, first you gotta put down the shovel.
    • Screenslaver: You don't talk, you watch talk shows.
    • Bob Parr: Hey! You did this, can you UN-do it?
    • Krushauer: You want me to... UN-crush?
    • Bob Parr: What, no one's ever asked for that?
    • Krushauer: No! What you want un-crush for?
    • Bob Parr: So I can- Never mind.
    • [He starts running off]
    • Krushauer: What if I tell you to un-punch someone, what you do then?
    • Bob Parr: Why would they change math?
    • [an exhausted Bob has asked Edna to temporarily take care of Jack-Jack]
    • Edna Mode: Darling, I don't take care of babies! I design super suits! Don't expect me to say yes, because I am not...
    • [Jack-Jack's nose transforms to look like Edna's nose. Edna notices this and is taken aback]
    • Edna Mode: Robert... Did - did you just see this?
    • [Jack-Jack grows hair that looks exactly like Edna's hair. Edna looks at Jack-Jack's face closely]
    • [genuinely interested]
    • Edna Mode: Oh My God!
    • [Jack-Jack sneezes and shoots right up in the air. He freefalls back down. Edna rushes to grab him but he telekinetically floats]
    • [beaming; excitedly]
    • Edna Mode: *YES!*
    • Bob Parr: I used to know what's right, but I'm not sure anymore. I just... wanna be a good dad.
    • Violet Parr: You're not good... you're super.
    • [Bob starts snoring]
    • Screenslaver: The Screenslaver interrupts this program for an important announcement. Don't bother watching the rest. Elastigirl doesn't save the day; she only postpones her defeat. And while she postpones her defeat, you eat chips and watch her invert problems that you are too lazy to deal with. Superheroes are part of a brainless desire to replace true experience with simulation. You don't talk, you watch talk shows. You don't play games, you watch game shows. Travel, relationships, risk; every meaningful experience must be packaged and delivered to you to watch at a distance so that you can remain ever-sheltered, ever-passive, ever-ravenous consumers who can't free themselves to rise from their couches to break a sweat, never anticipate new life. You want superheroes to protect you, and make yourselves ever more powerless in the process. Well, you tell yourselves you're being "looked after". That you're inches from being served and your rights are being upheld. So that the system can keep stealing from you, smiling at you all the while. Go ahead, send your supers to stop me. Grab your snacks, watch your screens, and see what happens. You are no longer in control. I am.
    • Evelyn Deavor: The fact that you saved me doesn't make you right.
    • Helen Parr: But it does make you alive.
    • Bob Parr: I can't stear it or stop it, and the Under miner's escaped.
    • Helen Parr: We'll have to stop it... BOB! The monorail!
    • Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: Did we do something wrong?
    • Helen Parr: Yes
    • Bob Parr: No. We didn't do anything wrong
    • Helen Parr: Superheroes are illegal, whether it's fair or not, that's the law.
    • Bob Parr: The law should be fair. What are we teaching our kids.
    • Helen Parr: To respect the law.
    • Bob Parr: Even if the law is disrespectful?
    • Voyd: Hello there, little fella
    • Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: Hello
    • Voyd: You kids aren't safe, Deavor sent us to take you...
    • Lucius Best: Well, isn't that redundant? But Deavor just sent me here to guard the house... 'cause the kids aren't safe.
    • Helen Parr: Years of mandate and hiding and silence have made us bitter. You bring us out into the light, only to clean up the messes your lack of discipline creates.
    • Bob Parr: Your bodies and your character are weak. Your promises are empty and you will pay for it.
    • Lucius Best: We no longer serve you, we serve only us. May the fittest survive.
    • Violet Parr: Tony, this is my mum.
    • Helen Parr: Pleased to meet you.
    • Violet Parr: This is my dad.
    • Bob Parr: Oh, we've met.
    • Violet Parr: And this, is embarrassing, my little brother Dash, and the baby is Jack-Jack. I tried to limit it to ONE parent
    • Helen Parr: We're all going to a movie too Tony, don't mind us.
    • Bob Parr: We'll be sitting on the other side of the theater. Not watching you!
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