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Ice Age: Collision Course Movie Poster

Quotes from Ice Age: Collision Course

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    • [Crash and Eddie keep drumming all the time]
    • Manny: Do you mind?
    • Crash: He sucks the fun out of everything.
    • Eddie: FUNSUCKER!
    • [from trailer]
    • Buck: Oh, hello mammals!
    • Sid: Sounds like it's slowing down. Yep! It's definitely over!
    • [a meteor lands in front of him, charring his fur and burning his nipples so they glow]
    • Sid: Except for that one...
    • [from trailer]
    • Manny: Hey, look, shooting stars!
    • Sid: Ooh, quick, make a wish! You gotta make a wish!
    • [One of the meteors catapults him on top of a tree]
    • Manny: Wow, my wish came true.
    • Sid: I'm okay!
    • [flames from the meteor burnt him]
    • Diego: Mine too.
    • Panicked Start: Meteor shower!
    • Eddie: Meteor?
    • Crash: Shower?
    • Buck: The mother of all asteroids, screaming towards us. But I got a plan! Who's with me?
    • CrashEddie: Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!
    • Eddie: Haha! "Doody".
    • [He and Crash laugh]
    • [from trailer]
    • Sid: Everybody has somebody and all I've got is my boyish good looks and this Mariachi band.
    • [from trailer]
    • Crash: Where are we?
    • [doing the mashed potato bounce]
    • Sid: Hey, this is kind of easy.
    • [he gets tied up with Granny]
    • Sid: Could you help me, please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt.
    • Brooke: Here he is. The master of meditation. The supreme sovereign. The Shangri Llama!
    • [Shangri Llama spits into a bowl which a Geotopia Aardvark holds]
    • Diego: This is the guy who's gonna save us?
    • Shangri Llama: Yes, but first... downward dog!
    • [Manny, Sid, and Diego do the downward dog pose]
    • Shangri Llama: Caterpillar!
    • [Diego tries to do the caterpillar pose]
    • Shangri Llama: Funky chicken, bouncing Betty, mashed potato!
    • Gavin: While you run for your lives, we'll be high in the sky, safe as those birdies.
    • [One meteor hits a bird]
    • Gavin: Lucky shot.
    • [More meteors hit more birds]
    • Gavin: Another lucky shot.
    • [from trailer]
    • Julian: We look so cool, like a ninja.
    • [he trips and falls]
    • Granny: And no sucking was a strategy.
    • [from trailer]
    • Eddie: We have superpowers!
    • Sid: We're gonna stop this thing, bada-bing, bada-boom. Er... Forget I said "boom".
    • [to Diego]
    • Julian: Take it easy; my tiger brother from another tiger mother.
    • [Buck, Gavin, Gertie and Roger crash into the snow]
    • Buck: The weasel has landed.
    • [Playing hockey with Peaches]
    • Manny: He fakes left, he fakes right...
    • Peaches: He fakes knowing how to play!
    • Granny: That plan is so dumb I wish it had a face so I could smack it.
    • Buck: Try not to make any friction.
    • Eddie: No friction. Got it.
    • [Pull back to show Crash and Eddie rubbing their feet on Manny's fur]
    • Crash: Cool beans. What exactly is friction?
    • Roger: Why can't we fear the apocalypse like normal families?
    • [Speaking into a twig like it were a phone]
    • Sid: I can't find the bride. Why can't I find the bride?
    • Diego: Because you're speaking into a twig.
    • [Also speaking into a twig]
    • Party Molehog: Mom, I can't talk right now. I'm at a wedding.
    • Sid: Hurry, Granny!
    • Granny: Don't hurry me! I've been struck by lightining...
    • [Is struck by lightning, seemingly killed]
    • Sid: Granny!
    • [Is struck again and brought back to life]
    • Granny: ... more times that you've had breakfast.
    • Granny: I hate llamas. They spit and smell bad.
    • Diego: So do you.
    • CrashEddie: So do we!
    • [They high five]
    • Crash: Baby made a poopie.
    • Eddie: I'm a method actor, so I will need to be changed.
    • [first lines]
    • Neil deBuck Weasel: Since the beginning of time, we have wondered how the universe came to be. A gloriously orchestrated plan? A chance series of events? Or something much, much... dumber?
    • Granny: Well, I'm out of cake, but I got salami!
    • [rushing mammals down the volcano]
    • Shira: Faster, faster!
    • Granny: I'mouttacakebutIgotsalami!
    • [Watching some kids playing while eating some berries]
    • Diego: I keep picturing our own kid in there, he'd be the best one.
    • Shira: I even smiled this time.
    • Shira: I think you meant "she".
    • Diego: He
    • Shira: Either way Diego we've been over this kids are afraid of us.
    • Diego: Yeah but why?
    • [a young start and aardvark see Diego and Shira and mistake the grape juice on their mouths for blood]
    • Panicked Start: Are they gonna eat us?
    • Shira: Hi kids.
    • Panicked Start: Ahhh!
    • [both run away]
    • [Walking up to Diego and Shira with her aardvark friend]
    • Panicked Start: Um, excuse me. Is it true you saved the world from an asteroid?
    • [Looks at Diego]
    • Shira: You know we'd be great parents.
    • Diego: So I turned to Bigfoot and I say "Listen big guy."
    • Diego: Uhh
    • [Looks at Shira and smiles]
    • Shira: That's a very scary story. You think you can handle it?
    • Panicked Start: Yeah... How scary?
    • Diego: Well we were.
    • [the Aardvark runs under Diego's arm and the Start sits in front of Shira]
    • Diego: It was almost midnight and we were up against volcanoes, Dino birds, and the end of the world.
    • Shira: Oh! and Zombies don't forget about the Zombies.
    • [about Buck]
    • Shira: Wait, this half a snack is a dinosaur whisperer?
    • [Holds her paw]
    • Buck: And expert Salsa dancer
    • [Begins dancing around her]
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