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Quotes from Early Man

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    • Lord Nooth: The age of stone is over. Long live the age of bronze.
    • Lord Nooth: Take 'im away and kill 'im... do it slowly
    • [Guards start walking away with Dug really slowly]
    • Lord Nooth: No! I meant take 'im away at normal speed and kill 'im slowly!
    • Dug: Oh Hognob
    • Dug: Hognob!
    • Dug: Hognob?
    • Treebor: Oh mum!
    • Dug: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Spam.
    • Dug: You better go easy on the potato juice before you get... chip-faced.
    • Dug: Holy chips!
    • Lord Nooth: I have been massaged by a pig!
    • Referee: Fowl!
    • Lord Nooth: Foul? There's no foul, you silly slap-head, the game's not even started.
    • [Referring to the inbound giant duck]
    • Referee: No, Fowl!
    • Villager: Sliced bread? That's the best thing since... well, ever!
    • Brian: Early man united. Another joke for you there.
    • [Winces at foul]
    • Bryan: That's not cricket! Whatever that is.
    • Bryan: That's a slice of fried bronze.
    • Brian: It looks like a giant fowl's wondered onto the pitch.
    • Bryan: He thinks it's all over...
    • Brian: It is now.
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