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Quotes from Despicable Me 3

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    • [From trailer]
    • Gru: Seriously?
    • [From trailer]
    • Balthazar Bratt: This is not over!
    • [From trailer]
    • Dru: Face it, Gru. Villainy is in your blood!
    • [from trailer]
    • [spotting Gru and Dru with a weapon]
    • Lucy Wilde: So, you two are villains now?
    • Gru: Whaa...?
    • [hides the weapon]
    • Gru: I mean, hello, sweetie.
    • [whispering to Gru out of the corner of his mouth]
    • Dru: Busted...
    • [from trailer]
    • Silas: Wait, that's not a monster! That's a man wearing shoulder pads. There's only one supervillain whose fashion sense is quite dead dated... Balthazar Bratt! I want every agent on this scene immediately!
    • [from trailer]
    • [to his robot]
    • Balthazar Bratt: Heist music!
    • [from trailer]
    • Lucy Wilde: Agents Grucy are closing fast!
    • Gru: Yes! Wait, whaa? What did you call us?
    • Lucy Wilde: Grucy. You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together - Grucy.
    • [laughs]
    • Gru: I like it, but not a lot. I don't like it.
    • [from trailer]
    • [about Balthazar Bratt]
    • Gru: He's getting away!
    • Lucy Wilde: That's what he thinks!
    • [from trailer]
    • [to Gru and Lucy]
    • Valerie Da Vinci: How could you let Balthazar Bratt just get away? You're fired!
    • [from trailer]
    • [runs over to Agnes after she sells the fluffy unicorn]
    • Gru: Agnes, what are you doing?
    • Agnes: Since you don't have a job, I just wanted to help.
    • Minions: Aww...
    • [from trailer]
    • Gru: Twin brother?
    • Agnes: Twin brother?
    • Minions: Twin brother?
    • [from trailer]
    • ["hugging" Gru while jumping up and down]
    • Dru: Oh, I love this guy! Look at him! But hair would make you better.
    • [lightly punches Gru all over as Gru tries to stop him]
    • Dru: Look at his face! Oh, he's so mad!
    • [does an impression of Gru's face]
    • [from trailer]
    • Dru: This must be your beautiful wife!
    • [spins Lucy]
    • [laughs]
    • Lucy Wilde: Oh, stop it! Sweet talker...
    • [from trailer]
    • [to Gru]
    • Dru: You ready to continue the family tradition? You and me?
    • [admiring a handful of weapons]
    • Gru: No. I left that life behind me.
    • Dru: Just one heist?
    • [Gru is conflicted]
    • [from trailer]
    • [to his Minions as they celebrate being villains again]
    • Gru: This does not mean that we are going back to being villains.
    • [from trailer]
    • [to Gru]
    • Gru's Mom: Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son. Obviously, I got second pick.
    • [from trailer]
    • Dru: My brother! Finally, I'm meeting you!
    • [from trailer]
    • Dru: So, how are things career wise?
    • [lying]
    • Gru: Ha ha, great. So so great... crushing it...
    • [from trailer]
    • Gru: There's always a blind guy!
    • [from trailer]
    • Lucy Wilde: So, what did you guys do today?
    • Gru, Dru: Nothing!
    • [from trailer]
    • [to Edith]
    • Agnes: Look, a unicorn horn!
    • The Scar Faced Man: I saw one once.
    • Agnes: Was it fluffy?
    • The Scar Faced Man: It was so fluffy, I thought I was going to die!
    • [Agnes screams]
    • [from TV Spot]
    • [to his Minions]
    • Gru: We're going back to villainy!
    • Balthazar Bratt: Hello, Gru. How's your transition coming? You know, from world's worst villain to world's worst agent.
    • Gru: Oh, what about that?
    • [punches the gun away and squirts a squirt gun at Bratt]
    • Gru: Whaa...? Ah, girls!
    • [throws the squirt gun at Bratt and throws punches at him]
    • [dodges the punches]
    • Balthazar Bratt: Dance fight!
    • [dodges and dances as Gru tries to catch him]
    • [pulls out a gun and aims it at Gru]
    • [sarcastic]
    • Gru: Oh, that's hilarious. You should be on TV.
    • [slaps the gun away]
    • Gru: Oh, that's right, you were!
    • [aims the Freeze Ray and aims it at Bratt]
    • Gru: But then you got canceled!
    • [laughs]
    • [kicks the Freeze Ray away; pulls out a humongous gun and aims it at Gru]
    • Balthazar Bratt: Ha ha!
    • [from trailer]
    • [to Gru and Lucy]
    • Valerie Da Vinci: How could you let Balthazar Bratt just get away? You're fired!
    • [from trailer]
    • Fritz: Excuse me.
    • [sighs]
    • Gru: Hey, could you...?
    • [hands Fritz the vacuum wand to a vacuum]
    • Fritz: Oh, uh, of course. Now, as I was saying...
    • [vacuum turns into a small rocket]
    • Gru: Goodbye.
    • [the rocket launches with Fritz holding onto it]
    • [from trailer]
    • Gru: Seriously?
    • [Fritz limps back]
    • Fritz: I really must...
    • [adjusts his spine]
    • Fritz: ... have a word with you on behalf of your twin brother, Dru.
    • Gru: Whaa? Twin brother?
    • Agnes: Twin brother?
    • Minions: Twin brother?
    • [from trailer]
    • [selling the Fluffy Unicorn]
    • Agnes: He's really good to snuggle with.
    • [after Agnes sell the Fluffy Unicorn; runs over to her]
    • Gru: Agnes, what are you doing?
    • Agnes: Since you don't have a job, I just wanted to help.
    • Minions: Aww...
    • [from trailer]
    • Gru: I can't wait to meet my brother!
    • [from trailer]
    • Dru: MY BROTHER!
    • [laughs and runs hands through hair in slow-motion]
    • Gru: Ugh.
    • [from trailer]
    • [about Dru's mansion]
    • Lucy Wilde: This place is amazing!
    • Dru: It's nice, I guess, sure.
    • [puts on sunglasses]
    • Dru: I'm not really into things...
    • [opens the doors, which reveals tons of red vehicles]
    • Dru: You ready to continue the family tradition, you and me?
    • Gru: No.
    • [admiring a handful of weapons]
    • Gru: I left that life behind me.
    • Dru: Just one heist?
    • Gru: Mmm...
    • [from trailer]
    • Gru: I'm going in!
    • [from trailer]
    • [slipping down Bratt's tower toward spikes]
    • Dru: Ah! I'm gonna be impaled! Ahh!
    • [stops an inch away from the spikes]
    • Dru: Ha ha, I'm okay!
    • [from trailer]
    • [to Minions as they celebrate]
    • Gru: This does not mean that we are going back to being villains.
    • [from trailer]
    • [to Lucy]
    • Dru: You must be his beautiful wife!
    • [spins Lucy into his arms]
    • Lucy Wilde: Oh!
    • [laughs]
    • Lucy Wilde: Stop it!
    • [tugs on Dru's scarf]
    • Lucy Wilde: Sweet talker.
    • [from trailer]
    • [jumping up and down while "hugging" Gru]
    • Dru: Who doesn't love this guy? Look at him! Oh, the hair would make you better.
    • [lightly punches Gru all over, who tries to stop him]
    • Dru: Look at his face! Oh, he's so mad!
    • [does an impression of Gru's face]
    • [from trailer]
    • [to Gru]
    • Dru: My brother!
    • [jumps up and down and hugging Gru]
    • Dru: Finally I'm meeting you!
    • [from trailer]
    • [shows Gru pictures of when he and Dru were babies]
    • Gru's Mom: Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son.
    • [crumples up the pictures]
    • Gru's Mom: Obviously,
    • [laughs]
    • Gru's Mom: I got second pick.
    • Gru: I have a twin brother!
    • [from trailer]
    • [to Gru]
    • Dru: Your discomfort is hilarious!
    • Balthazar Bratt: You know, Clive, playing a villain on TV was fun... but being one in real life is even better! Heist music!
    • Clive the Robot: Here it comes.
    • [puts cassette on radio; "Take My Breath Away" plays]
    • Balthazar Bratt: What? Clive, what are you doing? How is that heist music!
    • Clive the Robot: Sorry, my bad.
    • [Flips cassette over; "Bad" by Michael Jackson plays]
    • [from trailer]
    • Lucy Wilde: So, what did you guys do today?
    • [lying]
    • DruGru: Nothing!
    • [from featurette]
    • [to Agnes]
    • Gru: We're going to be fine.
    • Agnes: I just wanted to help, since you don't have a job. I got two whole dollars!
    • Minions: Aww...
    • [from trailer]
    • [sees Gru and Dru plotting in their villain outfits]
    • Lucy Wilde: So, you two are villains now?
    • Gru: WHAAA?
    • [hides Dru's weapon]
    • Gru: I mean hello, sweetie.
    • [to Gru out of corner of mouth]
    • Dru: Uh-uh, busted...
    • [from featurette]
    • [to Gru]
    • Dru: Ready to be villains together?
    • [from featurette]
    • Gru: How about we steal the largest diamond in the WORLD?
    • Gru: Wait, did we...
    • Dru: ...just finish...
    • Gru: ...each...
    • Dru: ...other's...
    • DruGru: Sentences!
    • [laughs]
    • [laughs]
    • Gru: Sorry, it's a twin thing.
    • [to Gru and Dru]
    • Lucy Wilde: Aw, it's so nice to see that you two are getting along. Oh, that's delightful. Not creepy at all. You're gonna stop now though, right?
    • Margo: Uh, it's okay to tell them no sometimes, too, you know. Moms need to be tough.
    • Balthazar Bratt: Jamone!
    • [from trailer]
    • [steps on Bratt's bubble gum]
    • Military Guard: Ew...
    • [from trailer]
    • [looking at a photo of Bratt's attack on a military ship]
    • Valerie Da Vinci: It's some kind of monster!
    • Silas: Wait, that's not a monster!
    • [zooms in]
    • Silas: That's a man wearing shoulder pads. There's only one supervillain whose fashion sense is quite that dated... Balthazar Bratt. I want every agent on the scene immediately!
    • [from trailer]
    • [to Bratt as he attempts to steal the largest diamond in the world]
    • Military Officer: Freeze!
    • [Bratt throws an exploding 80s rubix cube at him and other guards]
    • [from trailer]
    • Balthazar Bratt: This is not over!
    • [overpowers Gru with gun]
    • [from trailer]
    • Lucy Wilde: Agents Grucy are closing fast!
    • Gru: Yes! Wait, wha? What did you call us?
    • Lucy Wilde: Grucy. You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Grucy.
    • [laughs]
    • Gru: I like it, but not a lot. I don't like it.
    • [from trailer]
    • [sees a military ship covered in Bratt's bubble gum]
    • Gru: WHAAA?
    • Margo: No, I meant to be tougher on them, not me!
    • [from trailer]
    • [about Bratt]
    • Gru: He's getting away!
    • Lucy Wilde: That's what he thinks!
    • [from trailer]
    • [squirts a squirt gun in Bratt's face]
    • Gru: Wha? Agh, girls!
    • [tries to punch Bratt, who slides beneath him]
    • Balthazar Bratt: Dance fight!
    • [dodges, dances, and sings all at once as Gru tries to catch him]
    • Lucy Wilde: Get ready!
    • Gru: Get ready for wha...
    • [Lucy propels him off his water bike and onto a military ship]
    • Gru: ... aaaaAAAAHH...
    • Balthazar Bratt: Hello, Gru.
    • [threatens Gru with his large gun]
    • Balthazar Bratt: Ha ha!
    • [knocks the gun away]
    • Gru: Oh, what about that?
    • [from trailer]
    • [hanging naked from strings of bubble gum; passes a window with a group of people singing happy birthday who start laughing and ]
    • Gru: Happy Birthday dear Dan. Happy Birthday...
    • [watching from binoculars]
    • Minions: ... to you!
    • [laugh]
    • [from trailer]
    • Dru: So, how are things career-wise?
    • [lying]
    • Gru: Ha ha, great! So so great, crushing it...
    • [from trailer]
    • [looks at a statue of a Gru relative and laughs; to another Minion]
    • Minion: Hey, sesct Gru gon boobs!
    • Dru: Face it, Gru! Villainy is in your blood!
    • Lucy Wilde: Nobody, NOBODY curses my daughter, you got that? Because if you mess with Margo, you mess with me! And I promise, you do not want to mess with me! Do you understand me?
    • [from trailer]
    • Valerie Da Vinci: You let the most wanted villain just get away! You're fired!
    • [from trailer]
    • [to Gru]
    • Dru: I brought you here to continue the family business. Villainy is in your blood!
    • [from trailer]
    • Gru: There's always a blind guy!
    • [about the Despicamobile]
    • Dru: Goes zero to 400 in three seconds, able to withstand a nuclear blast, armed to the teeth...
    • [Deploys dozens of weapons]
    • [laughs]
    • Gru: Okay, that's pretty nice!
    • Dru: And it's a hybrid.
    • [from trailer]
    • [about villainy]
    • Gru: I left that life behind me.
    • Dru: I understand. Hmm, I wonder what this does.
    • [pulls down a lever which reveals the Despicamobile]
    • Gru: Ho ho ho! Holy moly!
    • Dru: Become a villain again.
    • Gru: Mmmm...
    • [from trailer]
    • [to Edith]
    • Agnes: Look, a unicorn horn!
    • The Scar Faced Man: I saw one once.
    • Agnes: Was it fluffy?
    • The Scar Faced Man: It was so fluffy, I thought I was gonna die!
    • [screams]
    • [singing onstage in the Sing competition with other Minions]
    • Mel the Minion: Pito pato milo mila taka tiki poulet tika Cepa la joi demitoka lana moule macarena. Pao leggis pabo pati mele cepa maka guta mami lebel mela mustache elle muchaaaa...
    • [to the Scar Faced Man]
    • Agnes: You saw a for real, like, unicorn? What did it look like? Did you pet it? Did it smell like candy? Was it FLUFFY?
    • Lucy Wilde: Are you okay?
    • [pants]
    • Edith: Yeah, we're fine. Are you...?
    • Agnes: Unicorns are really real! And I'm gonna find ONE!
    • [happily runs outside the shop]
    • [to everyone who is knocked out on the floor after she attacked them]
    • Lucy Wilde: Sorry. Went a little mamma bear on ya. You know, I heard a scream and... Yeah, okay. Have a good one!
    • The Scar Faced Man: It was so fluffy... I thought I was gonna die!
    • [Agnes smiles and screams extremely loud]
    • [outside the shop]
    • Lucy Wilde: Agnes!
    • [breaks in and severely attacks everyone]
    • Lucy Wilde: Excuse me!
    • [grabs a dart from someone and puts it in another person]
    • Lucy Wilde: Don't worry, I'm here!
    • [picks Agnes up]
    • [from TV Spot]
    • Valerie Da Vinci: Agent Gru, YOU'RE FIRED!
    • Lucy Wilde: If you fire him, you're gonna have to fire me. Do you really wanna do that? Alu-ya.
    • [guards throw them out]
    • Lucy Wilde: Well, I guess she did.
    • [from TV Spot]
    • Gru: Minions, we're going back to villainy!
    • [Minions cheer]
    • [from TV Spot]
    • [accidentally kicks a ball the the Minions, who take advantage of it]
    • Prisoner: Hey, give that back!
    • [Minions refuse and attack]
    • [from Trailer]
    • [to a Minion after they all shower]
    • Prisoner: We've been waiting a long time.
    • [Minion whips him with towel]
    • Prisoner: No, no!
    • [from TV Spot]
    • [Minions come into prison room snapping fingers]
    • Prisoner: Oh, no. Run!
    • [on a boat, which is zooming toward Bratt's tower]
    • Gru: I'm going in. Take the wheel.
    • Dru: Ah, I still don't see why I can't go with you!
    • Gru: Hey, we've discussed this! Now is not the time to mess with the plans!
    • Dru: Fine...
    • [Gru shoots up onto the tower]
    • Gru: I miss the Minions!
    • [to Gru and Lucy]
    • AgnesMargo: Aloha!
    • [irritated still]
    • Gru: Oh, yay...
    • [show them a Hawaiian decorated tree]
    • [irritated]
    • Gru: This is unexpected...
    • [puts a lei with flowers on it on Gru]
    • Margo: Well, you never got to go on a honeymoon, so...
    • [recording with her phone]
    • Edith: ... we made you dinner!
    • Agnes: It's a luau!
    • [hands Lucy a lei with flowers on it]
    • Agnes: We got pineapples and coconuts and ukuleles!
    • [drags Lucy as Margo drags Gru]
    • Balthazar Bratt: Dance fight!
    • [Repeated line]
    • Balthazar Bratt: I've been a bad boy!
    • Agnes: The soup of the day, madame and monsieur. The Gummi Bears were my idea.
    • [Looks warily at soup]
    • Gru: Mmm. Looks almost too good to even eat. Am I right?
    • Agnes: But I made it for you.
    • [Takes a spoonful, struggles to avoid retching]
    • Gru: Mmm, mmm, mmm! Good soup! I love the combination...
    • [swallows]
    • Gru: ... of Gummi Bears and meat.
    • [On TV]
    • Balthazar Bratt: Gum one, gum all!
    • Balthazar Bratt: "Gum one, gum all!" Seriously, how did this show not win an Emmy?
    • Gru: You told me my father died of disappointment the day I was born!
    • [about the hundreds of Bratt dolls in his lair]
    • Gru: He must have bought them all. Who would want a doll like this?
    • Dru: Ooh, I used to have one of these!
    • Gru: You didn't have to do that, though. I know you love your job.
    • Lucy Wilde: I love other things more.
    • [last lines]
    • Lucy Wilde: Let's get him.
    • Gru: Honey, he's my brother. We'll give him a 5 minute head start.
    • Balthazar Bratt: You've ruined everything! And now it's time to die! Any last words, Gru!
    • Gru: You know what? I got two words for you: dance fight!
    • [starts dancing]
    • Balthazar Bratt: Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!
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