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Quotes from Despicable Me 2

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    • [Agent Lucy sends Gru, completely soaked and with a starfish stuck to his head, out of the car trunk of her spy car]
    • [weakly]
    • Gru: Pins and needles!
    • [after Gru lied about his fear of dating]
    • Gru: Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?
    • Margo: Does it matter?
    • Gru: No. No, it doesn't matter, unless it's a boy!
    • Agnes: I know what makes you a boy.
    • [concerned]
    • Gru: Uhh... Oooh... you... do?
    • Agnes: Your bald head.
    • [relieved]
    • Gru: Oh... yes.
    • Agnes: It's really smooth. Sometimes I stare it, and imagine a little chick popping out.
    • [imitating a chick]
    • Agnes: Peep-peep-peep.
    • Gru: Good night, Edith.
    • Gru: Good night, Agnes.
    • [kisses her forehead]
    • Gru: Never get older.
    • [gives her a good night kiss and gently pulls the beanie over Edith's eyes]
    • Gru: Good night, Margo.
    • [gives her a goodnight kiss, but returns in suspicion]
    • Gru: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the horses. Who are you texting?
    • Margo: No one. Just my friend Avery.
    • Gru: Avery...
    • [confused]
    • Gru: I have accepted a new job.
    • Gru: Yes, I am.
    • [copies him]
    • Dave: Mocha!
    • [wearing an old Dutch beard and tie]
    • Tim: Cacao!
    • [dresses like Pippi Longstocking]
    • Stuart: Papadum? Eh,
    • [chuckles]
    • Margo: Whoa! Really?
    • Gru: Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world!
    • Edith: You're gonna be a spy?
    • Gru: *That's* right, baby! Gru's back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars! The whole deal!
    • [amazed]
    • Edith: Awesome!
    • Agnes: Are you really gonna save the world?
    • [coolly]
    • Gru: Yes.
    • [puts on a pair of sunglasses]
    • Jillian: Gru! It's Jillian!
    • Agnes: He's... swatting on flies!
    • [Gru slices his hand beneath his chin]
    • Agnes: He's... chopping his head off!
    • [Gru covers his head, groaning loudly]
    • Agnes: He's...
    • [confused]
    • Agnes: pooping?
    • [whispers; to Agnes]
    • Gru: Tell Jillian I'm not here.
    • Agnes: Gru's not here!
    • Jillian: Are you sure?
    • Agnes: Yes, he just told me.
    • [laughs]
    • Jillian: Agnes, where is Gru?
    • [Gru zips his lip]
    • Agnes: He's... putting on lipstick!
    • [Gru swings his arms wildly, making buzzing sounds]
    • [to Gru; glaring at Antonio]
    • Margo: I hate boys.
    • Gru: Yes, they stink.
    • [in falsetto]
    • Gru: It is I, Gru-
    • [pauses]
    • Gru: zinkerbell, the most magical faerie princess of all!
    • [interrupts]
    • Young Boy: How come you're so fat?
    • [annoyed]
    • Gru: Because my house is made out of candy, and sometimes,
    • [while hitting boy with wand]
    • Gru: I eat instead of facing my problems!
    • Lucy: Mr Gru?
    • Gru: Freeze Ray!
    • [At the same moment, Lucy pulls out a retractable flamethrower, blocking the ray of ice]
    • [puts her flamethrower back in and gently pulls a lipstick-like weapon out of her purse]
    • Lucy: You know, you really should announce your weapons *after* you fire them, Mr. Gru. For example...
    • [fires the weapon at Gru, making him drop his freeze ray and flail though some weird movements before finally passing out]
    • [sing-song voice]
    • Lucy: Lipstick taser!
    • [stammering]
    • Gru: Wha... I didn't... Wha... yes?
    • [takes off her sunglasses]
    • Lucy: Hi. Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL.
    • [shows her AVL credentials; noticing she shows her ID-card upside-down]
    • Lucy: Oops.
    • [giggles, then clears her throat]
    • [seriously]
    • Lucy: Sorry. You're gonna have to come with me.
    • Gru: Oh, sorry, I...
    • [takes his freeze ray out of his polo and fires it]
    • Silas: I am the league's director, Silas Ramsbottom.
    • [giggles]
    • Additional Minions: Bottom.
    • [laughs]
    • Silas: Hilarious.
    • [calmly]
    • Lucy: Don't worry about me, Gru! I'll be fine. I have survived lots worse than this...
    • [frantically]
    • Lucy: Okay, that's not entirely true, I'm actually kind of freaking out up here!
    • Gru: Don't worry, I will get you out of this!
    • [They both freeze when they see Pollito approach the remote control. They both gasp. Pollito narrows his eyes, then pecks the re]
    • [morosely]
    • Gru: I *really* hate that chicken.
    • [the rocket launches]
    • Gru: I'm a father now, with responsibilities, and a legitimate businessman. I'm developing a delicious line of jams and jellies.
    • [chuckles]
    • Silas: Jams and jellies?
    • Gru: Oh, attitude. That's right! So thanks, but no thanks. And here's a tip: instead of tasing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should give them a call! Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.
    • Silas: Ramsbottom.
    • [chuckles sarcastically]
    • Gru: Oh yeah, like that's any better.
    • [Tied to a rocket]
    • Lucy: Oh, hey, Gru! Turns out you were right about the whole El Macho thing, huh?
    • [mildly]
    • Lucy: Yay.
    • Gru: I'm just chillin' with my guac from my chip hat.
    • [suave]
    • Antonio: And my dream is to one day play video games for a living.
    • [serious]
    • Gru: Who cares? Let's go.
    • [romantically]
    • Margo: Wow.
    • [chuckles]
    • Margo: You're so complicated.
    • Gru: Margo...
    • [the tweens look up and, once seeing Gru, Margo gasps in astonisment]
    • [attempts a smile]
    • Gru: What is going on here?
    • Margo: Oh, Gru. Se llama, Antonio. Me llamo, Margo.
    • Gru: Me llamo-llama-ding dong.
    • Agnes: Eat jelly, you purple freaks!
    • [sprays Jillian with the hose; dryly]
    • Gru: I'm sorry, I did not see you there,
    • [sprays her again]
    • Gru: or there.
    • [after rehearing for the Mother's Day play]
    • Agnes: I don't think I should do this.
    • Gru: Well, what do you mean? Why not?
    • Agnes: I don't even have a mom.
    • Gru: Well, you don't need one to do the show. I mean, you did the Veteran's Day pageant and you haven't been in combat.
    • [to Dr. Nefario]
    • Gru: Just because everybody hates it doesn't mean it's not good.
    • Gru: Huh... You usually don't see that in bunnies.
    • [to herself]
    • Lucy: I choose Gru.
    • [to the stewardess]
    • Lucy: I choose Gru!
    • [runs to the plane's emergency hatch and opens it]
    • Lucy: Thank you, Gru-stewardess!
    • Flight Attendant: You're welcome!
    • [Lucy jumps out of the plane and presses the clasp of her purse, which turns into a hang glider, parasailing off in search of Gr]
    • Additional Minions: Kevin?
    • Additional Minions: Hm? Tom? Hello!
    • Additional Minions: Kampai!
    • Additional Minions: Kampai!
    • [Syringe comes down and Tom looks at it smiling]
    • Additional Minions: Huh? Kampai!
    • [Tom hits the syringe with a banana and then injected and turns into a purple minion]
    • Additional Minions: Bah!
    • Additional Minions: Pfft HAHAHAHAHA
    • [Is injected by another syringe]
    • Additional Minions: Ohh.
    • Eduardo: I am not afraid of your jelly guns.
    • Dr. Nefario: Oh, this ain't no jelly gun, sunshine.
    • [uses the fart gun on El Macho, knocking him out cold from the stench]
    • Gru: The highest honor awarded to Dr. Nefario for your years of service, the 21-fart gun salute!
    • [21 fart guns fire]
    • [coughs]
    • Dr. Nefario: Uh, I counted 22.
    • Margo: Hey, what celebrity do you look like?
    • Gru: Uh, Bruce Willis.
    • Margo: Mmm, no.
    • Agnes: Humpty Dumpty!
    • Edith: Ooh, Gollum!
    • Lucy: What is wrong with that chicken? Hey, that pollo es loco.
    • Gru: You brought the girls?
    • Dr. Nefario: Yes. Oh. Was that wrong?
    • [about being relocated to Australia]
    • Lucy: I've even been working on my accent. Wallaby. Didgeridoo. Hugh Jackman.
    • Lucy: I wasn't expecting that. Or was I?
    • [arriving at the Cinco de Mayo party]
    • Antonio: Hello, Mr. Gru.
    • Gru: Okay, let's party! But first, let's go over the rules. Because what is fun without the rules?
    • [looks at Agnes, whose arms and mouth are already full of churros]
    • Gru: Agnes, easy on the churros.
    • [looks at Edith, practicing with her sword]
    • Gru: Edith, try not to kill anyone.
    • [salutes]
    • Edith: Hai!
    • Gru: Margo...?
    • [sees she is already cozy with Antonio]
    • [after meeting Margo, Edith, and Agnes]
    • Gru: Ha-ha... kids, they're funny.
    • Lucy: Those girls totally adore you! I bet you're a fun dad.
    • Gru: Huh... I am pretty fun.
    • [repeated line]
    • Edith: Can I be the first to say "eww"?
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