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Quotes from Avengers: Infinity War

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    • [on Thanos]
    • Mantis: Death follows him like a shadow.
    • [from trailer, facing off against the Avengers]
    • Thanos: Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this...
    • [chuckles]
    • Thanos: ... does put a smile on my face.
    • Thanos: ...but this does put a smile on my face!
    • Thor: Who the hell are you guys?
    • [shows the Guardians of the Galaxy]
    • [from trailer]
    • Steve Rogers: Together.
    • Tony Stark: We'll lose.
    • Steve Rogers: Then we'll do that together, too.
    • [from trailer]
    • Thanos: In time, you will know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right. Yet to fail all the same. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.
    • [from trailer]
    • Thor: Something is very wrong.
    • [from trailer]
    • Mantis: Death follows him like a shadow. That's who Thanos is.
    • [from trailer]
    • Mantis: We are arriving.
    • Peter Quill: Alright, Guardians, don't forget this might be dangerous, so let's put on our mean faces.
    • [from trailer]
    • [sees destruction in space]
    • Mantis: What happened?
    • [from trailer]
    • [about Thanos]
    • Tony Stark: We have one advantage: He's coming to us... so that's what we use.
    • [from trailer, Spider-Man is down]
    • Peter Parker: Tony, I'm sorry... I'm sorry.
    • [from trailer]
    • Thanos: Fun really isn't something one considers when balancing the universe... but this... does put a smile on my face.
    • Peter Quill: Oh, man.
    • [from trailer]
    • [smashes into the windshield of the Milano]
    • Rocket Raccoon: Wipers! Wipers! Get it off!
    • [Inside the Milano, Thor's on a table with the Guardian surrounding him and Peter says to Mantis]
    • Peter Quill: Wake him up.
    • [touches Thor]
    • Mantis: Wake.
    • [Thor violently gasps and wakes up]
    • [Staring at the Guardians]
    • Thor: Who the hell are you guys?
    • [from trailer]
    • Thanos: I know what it's like to lose; to feel so desperately that you're right, yet fail all the same.
    • [from trailer]
    • Nick Fury: There was an idea...
    • Tony Stark: To bring together, a group of remarkable people...
    • Vision: To see if we could become something more...
    • Thor: So when they needed us, we could fight the battles...
    • Natasha Romanoff: That they never could.
    • T'Challa: Evacuate the city! Engage all defenses!
    • [points at Steve Rogers]
    • T'Challa: And get this man a shield!
    • [From Trailer]
    • Nick Fury: There was an idea...
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: to bring together a group of remarkable people...
    • Vision: to see if we could become something more.
    • Thor: So when they needed us, we could fight the battles...
    • Natasha Romanoff: that they never could.
    • [from trailer]
    • T'Challa: Evacuate the city. Engage all defenses. And get this man a shield.
    • [to Bruce Banner]
    • Tony Stark: So this is it? It's all been leading to this.
    • [to Bruce Banner]
    • Tony Stark: So this is it? It's all been leading to this.
    • [sees Bucky firing a blaster]
    • Rocket Raccoon: How much?
    • Bucky Barnes: It's not for sale.
    • Rocket Raccoon: Not the gun, the arm!
    • [from trailer]
    • Gamora: The entire time I knew him, he only ever had one goal. To wipe out half the universe. If he gets all the Infinity Stones, he can do it with the snap of his fingers. Just like that.
    • [snaps fingers]
    • Gamora: Just like that.
    • Tony Stark: Tell me his name again.
    • Gamora: Thanos.
    • [from trailer]
    • Peter Quill: Let's talk about this plan of yours. I think it's good, except it sucks. So, let me do the plan, and that way, it might be really good.
    • Tony Stark: ...Wow.
    • [from trailer]
    • Thanos: When I'm done, half of humanity will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be... I hope they remember you.
    • [from trailer]
    • Peter Quill: Let's talk about this plan of yours. I think it's good, except it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.
    • Tony Stark: Wow.
    • [from trailer]
    • Peter Parker: I'm Peter by the way.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Dr. Strange.
    • Peter Parker: Oh. Using your made-up names. Then I am Spider-Man.
    • Tony Stark: I'm sorry, earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.
    • Peter Parker: I'm Peter, by the way.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Dr. Strange.
    • Peter Parker: Oh, we're using our made-up names. Um... I'm Spider-Man, then.
    • [the Guardians bring Thor aboard]
    • Peter Quill: Gamora, do you think I'm...
    • [sensing Thor]
    • Mantis: He is anxious, angry, he feels tremendous loss and guilt.
    • Drax: It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
    • Peter Quill: Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay, I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells.
    • Rocket Raccoon: You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?
    • [touching Thor's arms]
    • Gamora: It's like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fibers.
    • Peter Quill: Stop massaging his muscles.
    • Peter Quill: How the hell is this dude still alive?
    • Drax: He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.
    • Peter Quill: I'm muscular.
    • Rocket Raccoon: Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.
    • Peter Quill: Yeah, right.
    • Drax: It's true. You have put on weight.
    • Peter Quill: What?
    • [Drax gestures at his chin and gut]
    • T'Challa: Yibambe!
    • Wakandans: YIBAMBE!
    • T'Challa: Today we don't fight for any life... we fight for ALL of them.
    • Okoye: When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.
    • T'Challa: What did you imagine?
    • Okoye: The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: I went forward in time... to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
    • Peter Quill: How many did you see?
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Fourteen million six hundred and five.
    • Tony Stark: How many did we win?
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: ...One.
    • Thanos: You're strong... but I could snap my fingers... and you'd all cease to exist.
    • Stonekeeper: What you seek lies in front of you. As does what you fear.
    • [on the edge of a cliff]
    • Thanos: What's this?
    • Stonekeeper: The price. The Soul Stone holds a special place among the Infinity Stones. You might say, it is a certain wisdom.
    • Thanos: Tell me what it needs.
    • Stonekeeper: To ensure that whoever possesses it understands its power, the stone demands a sacrifice.
    • Thanos: Of what?
    • Stonekeeper: In order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love. A soul for a soul.
    • [after a brutal fight with several of the Guardians of the Galaxy and The Avengers, they manage to cut Thanos' cheek]
    • Thanos: All this, just for a drop of blood.
    • Thanos: You have my respect, Stark. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.
    • [to Thanos]
    • Loki: You... will never be... a god.
    • Loki: I'd prefer experience experience, not a failure.
    • Bruce Banner: Who's Scott?
    • Steve Rogers: Ant-Man.
    • Bruce Banner: There's an Ant-Man *and* a Spider-Man?
    • Groot: I am Groot.
    • Steve Rogers: I am Steve Rogers.
    • Thanos: Daughter.
    • Young Gamora: Did you do it?
    • Thanos: Yes.
    • Young Gamora: What did it cost?
    • Thanos: ...Everything.
    • Peter Quill: I'm gonna ask you this one time: Where is Gamora?
    • Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better. *Who* is Gamora?
    • Drax: I'll do *you* one better. *Why* is Gamora?
    • [Referring to Glaive]
    • Natasha Romanoff: Where's your other friend?
    • Proxima Midnight: He will pay for his life with yours. Thanos will have that stone.
    • Steve Rogers: That's not gonna happen.
    • T'Challa: You are in Wakanda now. Thanos will have nothing but dust, and blood.
    • Proxima Midnight: We, have blood to spare.
    • [after they walk away]
    • Bucky Barnes: They surrender?
    • Steve Rogers: Not exactly.
    • Steve Rogers: New haircut?
    • Thor: Noticed you've copied my beard.
    • [after Thor introduces him to Rogers]
    • Groot: I am Groot!
    • Steve Rogers: I am Steve Rogers.
    • Thanos: Stark.
    • Tony Stark: You know me?
    • Thanos: I do. You're not the only cursed with knowledge.
    • Tony Stark: My only curse is you.
    • Thanos: You have my respect Stark. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope They remember you.
    • [to Vision]
    • Wanda Maximoff: Are you ok?
    • [Shrieks in pain]
    • Wanda Maximoff: What is it?
    • Vision: He's here.
    • Steve Rogers: Everyone on my position, we have incoming.
    • Bruce Banner: Cap, that's him.
    • Steve Rogers: Eyes up. Stay sharp!
    • Nebula: He did it.
    • [last lines]
    • James Rhodes: What is this? What the hell is happening?
    • Steve Rogers: ...Oh, God.
    • Tony Stark: If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down a garbage disposal?
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: No can do.
    • Wong: We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.
    • Tony Stark: And I swore off dairy, but then Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me. So...
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Stark Raving Hazelnuts.
    • Tony Stark: Not bad.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Bit chalky.
    • Thor: There are six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth, they're with the Avengers.
    • Peter Quill: The Avengers?
    • Thor: The Earth's mightiest heroes.
    • Mantis: Like Kevin Bacon?
    • Thor: He may be on the team. I don't know, I haven't been there in a while.
    • [Thor appears with Stormbreaker]
    • [laughs with joy]
    • Bruce Banner: You guys are so screwed now!
    • [Thor attacks Thanos with a blow to the chest]
    • Thanos: You should have gone for the head.
    • [snaps his fingers]
    • Bus Driver: What's the matter with you kids? You've never seen a spaceship before?
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: A simple spell, but quite effective.
    • Ebony Maw: Then I will take it off your corpse.
    • Rocket Raccoon: This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is
    • Thor: Well, he's never fought me.
    • Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, he has.
    • Thor: He's never fought me twice.
    • On-Set Proxima Midnight: He'll die alone, as will you.
    • Natasha Romanoff: She's not alone.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Spare his life and I'll give you the stone.
    • Thanos: Today I lost more than you could know, but now is no time to mourn. Now, is no time at all.
    • Peter Quill: Where is Gamora?
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: I'll do you one better, Who is Gamora?
    • Drax: I'll do you one better, Why is Gamora?
    • Peter Quill: How long have you been there?
    • Drax: An Hour.
    • Peter Parker: You can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there's no neighborhood.
    • [pause]
    • Peter Parker: Okay, that didn't really make sense, but you know what I'm trying to say.
    • Tony Stark: You throw another moon at me and I'm gonna lose it!
    • Eitri: You understand, boy, you're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you.
    • Thor: Only if I die.
    • Eitri: Yes. That's what... killing you means.
    • [offering a cup of pudding]
    • Thanos: I thought you might be hungry.
    • [Gamora looks at the cup for a moment, then throws it at Thanos' throne]
    • Gamora: I always hated that chair.
    • Thanos: So I've been told.
    • Eitri: You were supposed to protect us. Asgard was supposed to protect us!
    • Thor: Asgard is destroyed. Eitri, the glove. What did you do?
    • [sits down]
    • Eitri: Three hundred dwarves lived on this ring. I thought if I did what he asked, they'd be safe. I made what he wanted: a device capable of harnessing the power of the stones. And he killed everyone anyway. All except me. "Your life is yours," he said. "But your hands... Your hands are mine alone."
    • Thor: Eitri, this isn't about your hands. Every weapon you've ever designed - every axe, hammer, sword - it's all inside your head. Now I know it feels like all hope is lost. Trust me, I know. But together, you and I, we can kill Thanos.
    • Eitri: Damn it.
    • Thor: So is facing Thanos without that axe.
    • Rocket Raccoon: "Damn it?" What's "damn it" mean?
    • Eitri: The mechanism is crippled.
    • Thor: What?
    • Eitri: With the iris closed, I can't heat the metal.
    • Thor: How long will it take to heat?
    • Eitri: A few minutes, maybe more. Why?
    • Thor: I'm gonna hold it open.
    • Eitri: That's suicide.
    • [Thanos prevents a blow from Doctor Strange]
    • Thanos: You're full of tricks, wizard.
    • [to Ebony Maw]
    • Tony Stark: Get lost, Squidward!
    • Loki: We have a Hulk.
    • [Hulk comes and fights Thanos]
    • Thanos: I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here. Or should I say, I am.
    • Tony Stark: Tell me his name again.
    • Bruce Banner: Thanos. He's a plague, Tony, he invades planets, he takes what he wants, he wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York, that's him.
    • Tony Stark: This is it. What's our timeline?
    • Bruce Banner: No telling. He has the power and space stones, that already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe. If he gets his hands on all six stones, Tony...
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: He could destroy life on a scale hitherto undreamt of.
    • Tony Stark: Did you seriously just say "hitherto undreamt of?"
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): Welcome Thanos, son of Alars. Gamora, daughter of Thanos.
    • Thanos: You know us?
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): It is my curse to know all who journey here.
    • Thanos: Where is the Soul Stone?
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): You should know it exacts a terrible terrible price.
    • Thanos: I am prepared.
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): We all think that at first. We are all wrong.
    • Rocket Raccoon: You speak Groot?
    • Thor: Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Seriously? You don't have any money?
    • Wong: I wouldn't say no to a tuna melt.
    • Wong: Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham and rye.
    • Wong: Wait, wait, wait. I think I have two hundred.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Dollars?
    • Wong: Rupees.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Which is?
    • Wong: A... buck and a half.
    • [sighs]
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: What do you want?
    • Tony Stark: We haven't caught up, have we?
    • Bruce Banner: No.
    • Tony Stark: The Avengers broke up. We're toast.
    • Bruce Banner: Broke up? Like a band? Like the Beatles?
    • [about Thor]
    • Drax: It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
    • Rocket Raccoon: Nidavellir is real? Seriously? I mean, that place is a legend. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please.
    • Thor: The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you.
    • Rocket Raccoon: Rabbit?
    • [notices Drax has been watching him and Gamora]
    • Peter Quill: Dude. How long have you been standing there?
    • Drax: I'm sure I'm invisible.
    • Mantis: Hi, Drax.
    • [after a pause]
    • Drax: Dammit.
    • Drax: An hour.
    • Peter Quill: An hour?
    • Gamora: Are you serious?
    • Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye... Watch.
    • [slowing starts moving his hand]
    • Peter Quill: You're eating a Zargnut.
    • Drax: My movement... is so slow... that it's imperceptible.
    • Peter Quill: Mmm, no.
    • Bruce Banner: Thanos has the biggest army in the universe. And he is not gonna stop until he... he gets... Vision's stone.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Well, then we have to protect it.
    • Vision: No, we have to destroy it. I've been giving a good deal of thought to this entity in my head, about its nature. Also, its composition. I think if it were exposed to a sufficiently powerful energy source, something very similar to its own signature, perhaps... its molecular integrity will fail.
    • Wanda Maximoff: Yeah, and you with it. I'm not having this conversation.
    • Vision: Eliminating the stone is the only way to be certain Thanos can't get it.
    • Wanda Maximoff: That's too high a price.
    • Vision: Only you have the power to pay it.
    • Thor: You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.
    • Rocket Raccoon: Mm-hmm. And what if you're wrong?
    • Thor: Well, if I'm wrong, then... what more could I lose?
    • [Thor walks away]
    • [mutters]
    • Rocket Raccoon: Well, I could lose a lot. Me, personally, I could lose a lot.
    • Peter Parker: Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.
    • Tony Stark: I don't want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?
    • [sees Mantis]
    • Peter Parker: Whoa, whoa, whoa, please don't put your eggs in me!
    • [wrestling the Cloak of Levitation]
    • Drax: Die, blanket of death!
    • Thor: More power, Rabbit!
    • T'Challa: Wakanda forever!
    • Rocket Raccoon: How much for the gun?
    • Bucky Barnes: It's not for sale.
    • Rocket Raccoon: Okay, then how much for the arm?
    • [Bucky walks away]
    • Rocket Raccoon: Oh, I'll get that arm.
    • [to Obsidion, in the Hulkbuster armor]
    • Bruce Banner: Oh, no you don't. This isn't gonna be like New York, pal. This suit's already kicked the crap out of the Hulk.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: If we don't do our jobs...
    • Tony Stark: What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals?
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Protecting your reality, douchebag.
    • Thor: You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.
    • [to Wanda]
    • Vision: It's alright. You could never hurt me. I just feel you.
    • [Wong saves Stark]
    • Tony Stark: Wong, you're invited to my wedding.
    • Loki: I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.
    • Loki: I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.
    • [chokes Loki]
    • Thanos: No resurrections this time.
    • [prays]
    • Heimdall: Allfather, let the Dark Magic flow through me one last time...
    • Gamora: I was a child when you took me.
    • Thanos: I'm the only one who knows that. At least, I'm the only one with the will to act on it.
    • Thanos: I saved you.
    • Gamora: No. We were happy on my home planet.
    • Thanos: You were going to bed hungry, scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I'm the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It's a paradise.
    • Gamora: Because you murdered half the planet.
    • Thanos: A small price to pay for salvation.
    • Gamora: You're insane.
    • Thanos: Little one, it's a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correcting.
    • Gamora: You don't know that!
    • Stonekeeper: Welcome, Thanos, son of A'lars, Gamora, daughter of Thanos.
    • Thanos: You know us?
    • Stonekeeper: It is my curse to know all who journey here.
    • Thanos: Where is the Soul Stone?
    • Stonekeeper: You should know, it attracts a terrible price.
    • Thanos: I am prepared.
    • Stonekeeper: We all think that at first...
    • [reveals to be Red Skull]
    • Stonekeeper: We are all wrong.
    • Thanos: How is it you know this place so well?
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): A lifetime ago, I too sought the stones. I even held one in my hand. But it cast me out, banished me here, guiding others to a treasure I cannot possess.
    • Gamora: All my life I dreamed of a day, a moment, when you got what you deserved. And I was always so disappointed. But now, you kill and torture and you call it mercy. The universe has judged you. You asked it for a prize and it told you no. You failed. And do you wanna know why? Because you love nothing. No one.
    • [Thanos weeps]
    • [scoffs]
    • Gamora: Really? Tears?
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): They are not for him.
    • [Gamora realizes what Thanos is going to do]
    • Gamora: No... This isn't love!
    • Thanos: I ignored my destiny once. I cannot do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, Gamora.
    • Gamora: NOOO!
    • [Thanos throws her off the cliff]
    • Thanos: With all six stones, I can simply snap my fingers, they would all cease to exist. I call that mercy.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: And then what?
    • Thanos: I finally rest, and watch the sunrise on a grateful universe.
    • [Peter saves Tony from getting crushed by Obsidion]
    • Peter Parker: Hey, man! What's up, Mr Stark?
    • Tony Stark: Kid, where'd you come from?
    • Peter Parker: Field trip!
    • [gets thrown by Cull Obsidian]
    • Peter Parker: Uh, what is this guy's problem, Mr. Stark?
    • Tony Stark: Uh, he's from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Hi, Bruce.
    • Bruce Banner: ...Nat
    • [whispers]
    • Sam Wilson: This is awkward.
    • [Groot is playing a video game called Defender. Peter Quill turns to Groot]
    • [turns to Groot, angrily]
    • Rocket Raccoon: Now, keep it up and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces!
    • Peter Quill: Groot, put that thing away. Now, I don't wanna tell you again... Groot?
    • [in a mocking tone]
    • Groot: I am Groot!
    • Peter Quill: Whoa!
    • Rocket Raccoon: Language!
    • Mantis: Hey!
    • Drax: Wow.
    • Peter Quill: You got some acorns on you, kid.
    • Rocket Raccoon: Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total D-hole.
    • Thanos: The Tesseract? Or your brother's head? I assume you have a preference?
    • Loki: Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk.
    • [Hulk attacks Thanos]
    • Loki: Oh, I do. Kill away!
    • [sees Thor's traumatic suffering, screaming in agony]
    • Loki: ALRIGHT, STOP!
    • Thor: We don't have the Tesseract, it was destroyed on Asgard!
    • [Loki reveals the Tesseract in his hands]
    • Thor: You really are the worst brother!
    • Loki: I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.
    • Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.
    • [Hanging on outside of the Q-ship in Space]
    • Peter Parker: Oh My God! I should've stayed on the bus!
    • Thanos: Titan was like most planets. Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: I think you'll find our will equal to yours.
    • Thanos: Our?
    • [the Avengers appear]
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Genocide.
    • Thanos: At random. Dispassionate, fair to rich and poor alike. They called me a mad man. And what I predicted came to pass.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Congratulations, you're a prophet.
    • Thanos: I'm a survivor.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Who wants to murder trillions!
    • Thanos: With all the six stones, I could simply snap my fingers, and they would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: And then what?
    • Thanos: I finally rest, and watch the sunrise on an grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
    • Ebony Maw: Hear me, and rejoice! You are about to die at the hands of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributing to...
    • Tony Stark: I'm sorry earth is closed today, you better pack it up and get out of here!
    • Ebony Maw: Stone keeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Certainly not I speak for myself!
    • [Creates Hand Shields]
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Your trespassing in this city and on this planet.
    • Tony Stark: It means get lost Squidward!
    • Loki: If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that arena.
    • Thanos: Well, if you consider failure experience.
    • Loki: I consider *experience* experience.
    • Bruce Banner: Thanos is coming... He's coming.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Who?
    • Peter Quill: Wait, who are you?
    • Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.
    • Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about.
    • Tony Stark: You know Thor?
    • Peter Quill: Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
    • [to the Guardians]
    • Tony Stark: We gotta coalesce. Because if all we come out is with a plucky attitude
    • Peter Quill: Flash Gordon? That's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid that's 100% you.
    • Peter Quill: Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. We're more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.
    • Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.
    • Tony Stark: What dance-off?
    • Peter Quill: It's not a thing.
    • Peter Parker: Like in Footloose, the movie?
    • Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
    • Peter Parker: It never was.
    • Tony Stark: Don't encourage Flash Gordon.
    • [to T'Challa]
    • Okoye: When you said you were going to open up Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.
    • T'Challa: What do you imagine?
    • Okoye: The Olympics. Maybe even a Starbucks
    • [catches Mantis]
    • Peter Parker: I got you!
    • [catches Drax]
    • Peter Parker: I got you! Sorry, I can't remember anybody's names.
    • Rocket Raccoon: Come and get some, space dogs!
    • [while teleporting and beating up Thanos]
    • Peter Parker: Magic. More Magic. Magic with a Kick. Mag...
    • [Thanos graps Peter by the throat]
    • Thanos: Insect!
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Ok, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?
    • Peter Quill: Oh, what master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
    • [Bruce is struggling to Hulk out]
    • Tony Stark: Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
    • [Nebula appears to fight Thanos]
    • Thanos: Well, well.
    • Nebula: You should have killed me.
    • Thanos: Would have been a waste of parts!
    • [Nebula was fighting Thanos with a staff]
    • [angry]
    • Nebula: Where's Gamora?
    • [Thanos punches her]
    • [upon receiving new eye from Rocket]
    • Thor: Thank you, sweet Rabbit
    • [removes eyepatch and places eye in the vacant hole]
    • [winces]
    • Rocket Raccoon: Ooohh, I wouldn't watch that. Only way I could sneak it off Contraxia was up my-
    • [warning alarm sounds]
    • Rocket Raccoon: Hey, we're here!
    • Thanos: The hardest choices require the strongest will.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: You will find our will equal to your own!
    • Rocket Raccoon: Well, if fate does want you to kill that crap-sack, you're gonna need more than one stupid eyeball.
    • [beeping noise goes off on the ship]
    • Rocket Raccoon: Hey, we're here.
    • [gives Thor an eyeball]
    • Thor: What's this?
    • Rocket Raccoon: What's it look like? Some jerk lost a bet with me in Contraxia.
    • Thor: They gave you his eye?
    • Rocket Raccoon: No, he gave me a hundred credits. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.
    • Thor: Thank you, sweet rabbit.
    • [Thor puts in the eyeball]
    • Rocket Raccoon: Ooh. I would've washed that. The only way I could sneak that off Contraxia was up my...
    • [to Stark]
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: If it comes to saving you, or the kid, or the Time Stone, I will not hesitate to let either of you die.
    • [to Gamora]
    • Thanos: You're strong. Me. You're generous. Me. But I never taught you to lie. That's why you're so bad at it.
    • [to Gamora]
    • Thanos: You're strong. Me, the generous... me. But I never taught you to lie. That's why you're so bad at it.
    • Nebula: You should've killed me!
    • Thanos: Would have been a waste of parts!
    • [Thanos kills Heimdall]
    • Thor: You're going to die for that!
    • [seals Thor's mouth shut]
    • Ebony Maw: Shhh.
    • Ebony Maw: Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.
    • Tony Stark: Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies.
    • [Iron Man blows a hole in the ship, Ebony Maw is sucked out into space as in the climax of Aliens]
    • Tony Stark: You're from Earth?
    • Peter Quill: I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
    • Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit!
    • M'Baku: This could be the end of Wakanda.
    • Okoye: Then we shall make it the noblest ending in history.
    • [to Rocket]
    • Peter Quill: For the record, I know you're only going to Nidavellir because it's where Thanos isn't.
    • [to Quill]
    • Gamora: Swear that if Thanos comes for me, you'll kill me. Swear on your mother.
    • [Rocket gives Thor a cybernetic eye]
    • Rocket Raccoon: I won a bet with some dude in Contraxia.
    • Thor: He gave you his eye?
    • Rocket Raccoon: No. He gave me 1,000 units. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.
    • Thor: Thank you, sweet rabbit.
    • [to the Cloak of Levitation]
    • Tony Stark: You are one loyal piece of outerwear.
    • Thor: I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.
    • Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: Still no word from Vision?
    • James Rhodes: Not anymore.
    • [Rogers, Romanoff and Vision enter the room]
    • Steve Rogers: Mr. Secretary.
    • Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: You've got some nerve, I'll give you that.
    • Natasha Romanoff: You could use some of that right now.
    • Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: The world's on fire, and you think all is forgiven?
    • Steve Rogers: I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. And if you want to stand in our way, we'll fight you too.
    • James Rhodes: Satellites lost him somewhere over Edinburgh.
    • Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: On a stolen Quinjet with four of the world's most wanted criminals.
    • James Rhodes: You know, they're only criminals because you've chosen to call them that, right sir?
    • Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: My God, Rhodes. Your talent for horseshit rivals my own.
    • James Rhodes: If it weren't for those accords, Vision would've been right here.
    • Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: I remember your signature on those papers, Colonel.
    • James Rhodes: That's right. I'm pretty sure I've paid for that.
    • Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: You having second thoughts?
    • Peter Quill: Where's Gamora?
    • Tony Stark: I'll do you one better, who's Gamora?
    • Drax: I'll do YOU one better, why's Gamora!
    • Thanos: I understand, my child, better than anyone.
    • Wanda Maximoff: You could never...
    • [Thanos strokes her hair]
    • Thanos: Today, I lost more than you can know. But now is no time to mourn. Now is no time at all.
    • Tony Stark: What is your job, exactly? Besides making balloon animals?
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Protecting your reality, douchebag.
    • Ebony Maw: Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Certainly not, I speak for myself. You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.
    • Tony Stark: That means get lost, Squidward!
    • Gamora: Did you do it?
    • Thanos: Yes.
    • Gamora: What did it cost?
    • [weakly]
    • Thanos: *Everything*.
    • Thor: Bring me Thanos!
    • Ebony Maw: Hear me and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the great Thanos. You may think this is suffering, no. It is salvation. The universal scale tips toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile. For even in death, you have become children of Thanos.
    • Thor: We don't have the Tesseract. It was destroyed on Asgard.
    • [Presents the Tesseract to Thanos]
    • Thor: You really are the worst, brother.
    • Loki: I assure you brother, the sun will shine on us again.
    • Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.
    • Loki: Well for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. For another, we have a Hulk.
    • [while Hulk beats up Thanos]
    • Ebony Maw: Let him have his fun.
    • [Heimdall sends Hulk to Earth by summoning the bifrost]
    • Thanos: That was a mistake
    • [Thanos stabs Heimdall in the chest]
    • Thor: No! You're going to die for that.
    • [Presenting the Tesseract to Thanos]
    • Ebony Maw: My humble personage bows before your grandeur. No other being has ever the might, nay the nobility, to wield not one but two Infinity Stones. The universe, lies within your grasp.
    • Thanos: I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail none the less.
    • Thanos: There are two more stones on Earth. Find them my children, bring them to me on time
    • Proxima Midnight: Father we will not fail you.
    • Loki: If I might interject. If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that area.
    • Thanos: If you consider failure, experience.
    • Loki: I consider experience, experience. O mighty Thanos. I, Loki. Prince of Asgard. Odinson. The rightful king of the Jotunheim. God of mischief, do hereby pledge to you my undying fidelity.
    • [Uses the Gauntlet to stop Loki attempting to stab him in the neck]
    • Thanos: Undying? You should chose your words more carefully.
    • [as Thanos strangles him to death]
    • Loki: You'll... never be... a god
    • Thanos: No resurrections this time.
    • [Picks Thor off the ground]
    • Thanos: Frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it? Run from it? Destiny arrives all the same, and now it's here. Or should I say: I am.
    • Thor: You talk too much.
    • [to Loki while holding Thor by the head]
    • Thanos: The Tesseract or, your brother's head. I assume you have a preference.
    • Loki: Oh, I do. Kill away.
    • [Shrieks in pain as Thanos presses the Power stone against his head]
    • Loki: Alright stop!
    • Ebony Maw: Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hands of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now i...
    • Tony Stark: I'm sorry! Earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.
    • Ebony Maw: Stone keeper. Does this chattering animal speak for you?
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Certainly not, I speak for myself. You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.
    • Tony Stark: He means get lost, Squidward!
    • [Steve, Natasha, Sam, Wanda and Vision arrive at the Avengers Compound]
    • James Rhodes: . That's a court marshal. Great to see you Cap.
    • Steve Rogers: You too Rhodey.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Hey.
    • James Rhodes: Well. You guys, really look like crap. Must've been a rough couple of years.
    • Sam Wilson: Yeah. Well, the hotels weren't exactly five star.
    • Bruce Banner: I think you look great. Yeah, I'm back.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Hi Bruce.
    • Bruce Banner: Nat.
    • Sam Wilson: This is awkward.
    • Steve Rogers: Mr Secretary.
    • Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: You got some nerve, I'll give you that.
    • Natasha Romanoff: You could use some of that right now.
    • Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: The world's on fire and you think all is forgiven?
    • Steve Rogers: I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. If you wanna stand in our way, we'll fight you too.
    • Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: Arrest them.
    • James Rhodes: All over it.
    • [Shuts off the hologram]
    • [to Peter]
    • Gamora: You promised. You promised!
    • Peter Quill: I love you, too.
    • [to Gamora]
    • Thanos: Oh, daughter. You expect too much from him.
    • [to Peter]
    • Thanos: She's asked, hasn't she?
    • Thanos: Do it.
    • [pushes Gamora forward]
    • Thanos: Do it!
    • [to Gamora]
    • Peter Quill: I told you to go right!
    • [to Peter]
    • Gamora: I love you, more than anything.
    • Ebony Maw: In all the time I have served Thanos, I have never failed him. If I were to reach our rendezvous on time, with the Time Stone still attached to your vaguely irritating person, there will be... judgment.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: A simple spell, but quite unbreakable.
    • Ebony Maw: Then I will take it off you a corpse.
    • Rocket Raccoon: This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is
    • Thor: Well, he has never fought me.
    • Rocket Raccoon: Yeah he has.
    • Thor: He has never fought me twice.
    • Eitri: You understand boy, you're taking the full force of a star. It'll kill you.
    • Thor: And if I die?
    • Eitri: Yes, that's what killing you means
    • Proxima Midnight: He'll die alone, as will you.
    • Natasha Romanoff: She's not alone.
    • T'Challa: Up, General. Up! This is no place to die.
    • [as she watches T'Challa disintegrate]
    • Okoye: Hezvo?
    • Natasha Romanoff: We don't want to kill you, but we will
    • Proxima Midnight: You'll never get the chance again
    • [looking for Sam, he was erased]
    • James Rhodes: Sam? Sam, where are you at?
    • Peter Quill: Everybody stay where you are, chill the eff out!
    • Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.
    • Mantis: No, he can't take it!
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: She's right, you can't.
    • Peter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine, I'll all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself!
    • [to Spider-Man]
    • Peter Quill: Starting with you!
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?
    • Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
    • Tony Stark: You're from Earth?
    • Peter Quill: Yeah, I'm from Earth. I'm from Missouri.
    • [to Iron Man]
    • Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?
    • Peter Parker: So you're not with Thanos?
    • [incredulous]
    • Peter Quill: "With Thanos?" No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl - wait, who are you?
    • Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.
    • Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about!
    • Tony Stark: You know Thor?
    • Peter Quill: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Where is he now?
    • Peter Quill: I'm gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?
    • Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better: WHO'S Gamora?
    • Drax: I'll do YOU one better: WHY is Gamora?
    • Peter Quill: Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak!
    • [puts his gun to Spider-Man's head]
    • Tony Stark: Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go!
    • [points his blaster in Drax's face]
    • [holding Spider-Man hostage]
    • Peter Quill: Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak!
    • Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
    • Tony Stark: You're from Earth?
    • Peter Quill: Yeah, I'm from Earth. I'm from Missouri.
    • Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?
    • Peter Parker: So you're not with Thanos?
    • [incredulous]
    • Peter Quill: WITH Thanos? No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl - wait, who are you?
    • Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.
    • Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about!
    • Tony Stark: You know Thor?
    • Peter Quill: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
    • Tony Stark: Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go!
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Where is he now?
    • [points his blaster in Drax's face]
    • Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.
    • Mantis: No, he can't take it!
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: She's right, you can't.
    • Peter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine! I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself, starting with you!
    • [puts his gun to Spider-Man's head]
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): Welcome Thanos, son of Alars. Gamora, daughter of Thanos.
    • Thanos: You know us?
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): It is my curse to know all who journey here.
    • Thanos: Where is the Soul Stone?
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): You should know it exacts a terrible price.
    • Thanos: I am prepared.
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): We all think that at first. We are all wrong.
    • [yells]
    • Drax: THANOS!
    • Ebony Maw: Hear me... and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Titan... You may think this is suffering... No. It is salvation... Universal scales, tipped toward balance because of your sacrifice... Smile, for even in death you have become children of Thanos.
    • Peter Quill: Let her go, Grimace!
    • Tony Stark: Wow. You are a seriously loyal piece of hardware.
    • Peter Parker: And this suit is, ridiculously intuitive, by the way. So, if anything, its kind of your fault that I'm here.
    • Tony Stark: What did you just say?
    • Peter Parker: I take that back.
    • Peter Parker: Yeah, Speaking of loyalty...
    • [Tony Stark turns to Peter Parker]
    • Peter Parker: I know what you're gonna say to me.
    • Tony Stark: You should not be here.
    • Peter Parker: I was gonna go home.
    • Tony Stark: I don't want to hear it.
    • Peter Parker: But it was such a long way down and I just thought about...
    • Tony Stark: And now, I gotta hear it.
    • Groot: I am Groot.
    • Steve Rogers: I am Steve Rogers.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Tony... there was no other way.
    • Peter Parker: I'm sorry...
    • [turns into dust and blows away]
    • [turns into dust and blows away]
    • Tony Stark: Mr. Stark? I don't feel so good.
    • [looking at his hands]
    • Peter Parker: You're all right.
    • Peter Parker: I don't-I don't know what's happening. I don't... Save me, save me!
    • [falls toward Tony Stark and holds onto him, began to cry]
    • Peter Parker: I don't want to go. I don't want to go, Mr. Stark. Please. Please, I don't want to go. I don't want to go...
    • [falls onto ground with Tony beside him]
    • [during the battle at Wakanda after Rocket and Bucky team up]
    • Rocket Raccoon: How much for the gun?
    • Bucky Barnes: Not for sale.
    • Rocket Raccoon: Okay, how much for the arm?
    • Gamora's Mother: Shh. We're gonna be safe
    • Thanos: Look.
    • [Pulls out a doube edged switchblade]
    • Thanos: Pretty, isn't is?
    • [Balances it on his index finger]
    • Thanos: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Too much to one side and the other...
    • [Hands it to Gamora]
    • Thanos: Here, you try.
    • [to one half of the Zehoberei people about to be slaughtered by the Chitauri]
    • Ebony Maw: Now go in peace and meet your maker.
    • [Gamora turns to see what the fuss is about]
    • Thanos: Uh-uh, concentrate. There, you got it.
    • [Weapons fire overhead and Gamora screams]
    • [Thanos' Chitauri army round up the Zehoborei people]
    • Ebony Maw: Choose a side or die. One side a revelation, the other an honour known only to a few.
    • [to a young Gamora]
    • Thanos: What's wrong little one?
    • Young Gamora: My mother. Where's my mother?
    • Thanos: What's your name?
    • Young Gamora: Gamora.
    • Thanos: You're quite the fighter Gamora. Come, let me help you.
    • [Walks Gamora away from the people being rounded up]
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Oh yeah. You're much more of a Thanos.
    • Thanos: I'm a survivor.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Who wants to murder trillions.
    • Thanos: With all six stones I can simply snap my fingers and it'll all cease to exist. I call that, mercy.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Then what?
    • Thanos: I finally rest, and watch the sunrise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest will.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: I think you'll find our will, equal, to yours.
    • Thanos: Our?
    • [Slams giant boulder into Thanos]
    • Tony Stark: Piece of cake Quill.
    • Peter Quill: Yeah, if your goal was to piss him off!
    • [Battle begins]
    • Thanos: I take it the Maw's dead. This day extracts a heavy toll, still he accomplished his mission.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: You may regret that. He brought you face to face with the Master of the Mystic Arts.
    • Thanos: Where do you think he brought you?
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Let me guess, your home?
    • Thanos: It was, and it was beautiful. Titan was like most planets. When we faced extinction, I offered a solution.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Genocide.
    • Thanos: They called me a mad man.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Congratulations, you're a prophet.
    • [Pointing guns at Stark and Parker]
    • Peter Quill: Everybody stay where you are, chill the F out. I'm gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?
    • Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?
    • Drax: I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?
    • [Pointing weapon at Drax]
    • Tony Stark: Let's do it. You Shoot my guy, I'll blast him. Let's go!
    • Drax: Do it Quill, I can take it.
    • Mantis: No, he can't take it!
    • Peter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is, that's fine. I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself.
    • Drax: Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?
    • Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say? Jesus?
    • [Referring to Glaive]
    • Natasha Romanoff: Where's your other friend?
    • Proxima Midnight: He will pay for his life with yours. Thanos will have that stone.
    • Steve Rogers: That's not gonna happen.
    • T'Challa: You are in Wakanda now. Thanos will have nothing but dust, and blood.
    • Proxima Midnight: We, have blood to spare.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: They surrender?
    • Steve Rogers: Not exactly.
    • [to Thanos' army after Thor arrives in Wakanda]
    • Bruce Banner: Ha! You guys are so screwed now!
    • [to Thor]
    • Steve Rogers: New haircut?
    • Thor: Looks like you've copied my beard. By the way, this is a friend of mine, the tree.
    • Groot: I am Groot!
    • Steve Rogers: I am Steve Rogers.
    • Tony Stark: You throw another moon at me, I'm gonna lose it.
    • Thanos: Stark!
    • Tony Stark: You know me?
    • Thanos: You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.
    • Tony Stark: My only curse is you.
    • Thanos: You have my respect Stark. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope They remember you.
    • Thor: I told you, you'd die for that.
    • Thanos: You... should've gone for the head
    • James Rhodes: What is this? What the hell is happening?
    • Steve Rogers: Oh, God.
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: Tony, there was no other way.
    • Peter Parker: Stark, I don't feel so good.
    • Tony Stark: You alright?
    • Peter Parker: I don't... I don't know what's happening. I don't kn... I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go.
    • [Sobbing]
    • Peter Parker: Stark, please. Please, I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: A simple spell, but quite unbreakable.
    • Ebony Maw: Then I will take it off your corpse.
    • Thanos: Today I lost more than you could know, but now is no time to mourn. Now, is no time at all
    • [Steve, Natasha, Sam, Wanda and Vision arrive at the Avengers Compound]
    • James Rhodes: . That's a court marshal. Great to see you Cap.
    • Steve Rogers: You too Rhodey.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Hey.
    • James Rhodes: Well. You guys, really look like crap. Must've been a rough couple of years.
    • Sam Wilson: Yeah. Well, the hotels weren't exactly five star.
    • Hulk: I think you look great. Yeah, I'm back.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Hi Bruce.
    • Hulk: Nat.
    • Sam Wilson: This is awkward.
    • Steve Rogers: Mr Secretary.
    • Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: You got some nerve, I'll give you that.
    • Natasha Romanoff: You could use some of that right now.
    • Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: The world's on fire and you think all is forgiven?
    • Steve Rogers: I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. If you wanna stand in our way, we'll fight you too.
    • Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: Arrest them.
    • James Rhodes: All over it.
    • [Shuts off the hologram]
    • Mantis: Death follows him like a shadow...
    • Tony Stark: Alright kid, you're an Avenger now...
    • T'Challa: Today, we don't fight for just one life. We fight for all of them.
    • [deleted scene]
    • Thanos: When you left me all those years ago, I allowed it. You haven't been under the impression that you escaped? Daughter, I raised you so much smarter than that.
    • Gamora: I am not your daughter! You didn't raise me, you kidnapped me, orphaned me, and imprisoned me! Everything I hate about myself comes from you.
    • Peter Quill: I'm gonna blow that nutsack of a chin right off your face.
    • Asgardian Distress Call: This is the Asgardian refugee vessel Statesman. We are under assault. I repeat, we are under assault. The engines are dead, life support failing. Requesting aid from any vessel within range. We are 22 jump points out of Asgard. Our crew is made up of Asgardian families. We have very few soldiers here. This is not a warcraft. I repeat, this is not a warcraft!

Spoilers

    • [gets erased]
    • Nick Fury: Motherf...
    • [to Thanos]
    • Thor: What did you do? What did you do?
    • Steve Rogers: Where'd he go? Thor? Where'd he go?
    • [Thor stands over a badly wounded Thanos]
    • Thor: I told you... that you would die for that.
    • [weakly]
    • Thanos: You should've gone for the head.
    • Thor: NO!
    • [Thanos snaps his fingers]
    • [gets erased]
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: TONY, There was no other way .
    • [Thor appears with Stormbreaker]
    • [laughs with joy]
    • Bruce Banner: You guys are dead now!
    • [charging into battle]
    • Thor: Bring me THANOS!
    • Gamora: All my life I dreamed of a day, a moment, when you got what you deserved. And I was always so disappointed. But now you kill and torture and you call it mercy. The universe has judged you. You asked it for a prize and it told you no. You failed. And do you want to know why? Because you love nothing. No one.
    • [Thanos sheds a tear]
    • Gamora: Really, tears?
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): They are not for him.
    • Gamora: No. This isn't love.
    • Thanos: I ignored my destiny once. I cannot do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, Gamora.
    • Gamora: NO!
    • [Thanos has Gamora]
    • Peter Quill: You let her go!
    • Thanos: Ah, the boyfriend.
    • Peter Quill: I'd like to think of myself more as a titan-killing, long-term booty call.
    • [after Strange gives Thanos the Time Stone]
    • Tony Stark: Why did you do that?
    • Dr. Stephen Strange: We're in the end game, now.
    • [to Okoye]
    • T'Challa: Up general, up! This is no place to die.
    • Peter Parker: I don't feel so good Mr. Stark.
    • [Looking at his hands]
    • Tony Stark: You're alright.
    • [Eye widening]
    • Peter Parker: I don't want to go, please, I don't want to go Mr. Stark. I am sorry, tony, I am sorry.
    • Eitri: You understand boy? You're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you.
    • Thor: Only if I die.
    • Eitri: Yes. That's what killing you means.
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