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Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel Movie Poster

Quotes from Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

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    • [Introducing himself to girls]
    • Theodore: Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore.
    • [Covering Theodore's mouth and muffling words]
    • Simon: Yes, he's Theodore, in case you missed it, and I'm Simon.
    • Alvin: Si, don't make me have to kiss you because I'll do it! I don't care! Here come the lips! Makeout train is leaving the station! Toot toot!
    • Alvin: Oh it is on like Donkey Kong!
    • [upon Dave asking where Aunt Jackie is]
    • Theodore: She's practicing her pole dancing.
    • Brittany: Hey Ian! In the words of The Donald, "You're fired!"
    • Alvin: Come on, Alvin! Remember your 5 D's: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!
    • [yelling over the phone]
    • Dave: Alvin!
    • Alvin: Yep, nobody does that better than him.
    • Eleanor: Ian says that I need to work on being taller.
    • Theodore: Well, I think you look great just the way you are.
    • [about her chipmunk tattoo]
    • Dr. Rubin: It was my birthday and I was like "oh the chipmunks!" So, what do you say? will you represent our school?
    • Alvin: Honestly, suspension still sounds pretty good to me.
    • Ian: What part of "singing female chipmunks" don't these people understand?
    • Alvin: Whoops! Well, it looks like it's time to play my second favorite game: hide the broken TV from Dave. You wanna play?
    • [to Simon]
    • Dave: I'm counting on you.
    • Alvin: Dave, wait a minute! Why is he in charge?
    • Alvin: Who's Aunt Jackie?
    • Theodore: The one who sends us those metal buckets of yummy popcorn for Christmas.
    • Alvin: Oh, Popcorn Jackie.
    • Toby: You guys should ask someone who isn't me.
    • Toby: What was school like for me? Uh, in a word: awesome. But, you know, that's 'cause I was like extremely popular.
    • Simon: Is that why you still live with your grandma?
    • Alvin: And refer to yourself as "The Tobester?"
    • Theodore: And go
    • [imitating video game]
    • Theodore: pyu pyu pyu all day?
    • Theodore: You mean, you don't stay with us at school?
    • Toby: No, no, no, no, no, I've done my time. Thank you very much.
    • Theodore: We're the chipmunks!
    • Dr. Rubin: Yes, that would explain the fur and the bushy tails. Follow me, gentlemen.
    • [screaming]
    • Theodore: Eagle! Eagle!
    • Ryan: Get him!
    • [screaming]
    • Theodore: Bully! Bully!
    • Theodore: Simon, does this make my butt look smaller?
    • Simon: Theodore, your butt looks fine. Those guys are just jerks.
    • Alvin: Dave, just think how much you'd miss us if there were six of us.
    • Dave: Alvin, what did you say?
    • Alvin: Well, the chipettes needed a place to crash, right? So I said that you said they could stay with us as long as they needed to.
    • Dave: Alvin...
    • Alvin: Okay!
    • Dave: Well, I guess since you answered the phone you haven't burned down the house yet.
    • Dave: Alvin, you need to share the spotlight. It's not all about you.
    • Alvin: Sorry, Dave. I can't hear you over the thousands of fans screaming my name.
    • [as Robert DeNiro]
    • Alvin: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? I'm the only one here, so you must be talking to me.
    • Simon: Au contraire, mon frere. I'm just going to elegantly show you how its done.
    • [entering classroom for the first time]
    • Alvin: Ah, I love the smell of zitcream in the morning!
    • [as Hannibal Lecter]
    • Alvin: I'm going crack you like an acorn and eat you for dinner with some fava beans and a nice chianti!
    • Footballer: Did he say something about my father?
    • Ryan: Somebody's going to have to knock those guys down to size.
    • Xander: That should be pretty easy. I mean, they're only eight inches tall.
    • Alvin: Oh, I didn't realize I pocket-dialed 1-800-LOWLIFE.
    • [fighting over a blanket with Simon]
    • Alvin: You might as well be rooting out truffles in the French countryside because you are in fact hogging!
    • Alvin: I'm not going anywhere without Da-...
    • [singing]
    • Alvin: ... -aydream believer and a homecoming queen.
    • Doctor: I hope for your sake he stays asleep for the entire flight.
    • Simon: Maybe we should give him another shot just to be sure.
    • Alvin: There's something wrong with the clock! It won't shut up! I can't sleep!
    • [screams]
    • Toby: That's the point. It's an alarm clock. It helps you wake up early in the morning.
    • Alvin: Why would anyone want to wake up early?
    • Ian: I had fifteen cars. That's like five more cars than anybody really needs.
    • Becca: You are Theo-dorable!
    • Alvin: Hello, Humane Society? Yes, I need help! A man is after us! He wants to take us to a terrible place... school!
    • Alvin: Do you know what Dave would say if he were here right now?
    • [screaming]
    • SimonTheodore: Alvin!
    • Alvin: Not bad, but I think it needs to come more from the belly.
    • [singing]
    • Toby: Ever since I met you, I wanted to be your guy...
    • Toby: But as you probably noticed, I'm pathologically shy,
    • Toby: And standing on this stage right now I think I'd rather die,
    • Toby: So I'm just going to start by saying "... hi..."
    • [first lines]
    • [laughs]
    • Alvin: We're back!
    • Alvin: Let's go!
    • Alvin: Let's go!
    • Dave: Alvin!
    • Ian: Interesting? Call Ian Hawke, 310-555-5309.
    • [last lines]
    • Alvin: Boy! I suddenly got really, really tired.
    • [laughs]
    • Alvin: Night, Dave!
    • Dave: Alvin!
    • Alvin: Right back at you, Dr. Rubes!
    • Brittany: Guys, I know what to do. It's hats off to lan.
    • Alvin: Guys? Oh, great.
    • Brittany: They're gone, Alvin.
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