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Quotes from Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

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    • Alvin: Simon!
    • Brittany: Uh... Alvin? You're starting to sound like Dave.
    • [gasps]
    • Alvin: Nooooooooooo!
    • Alvin: Guys, we're chipmunks! We're used to living in the wild!
    • Brittany: Uh, no. We're chipmunks that used to be used to living in the wild!
    • Ian: Not many record studios want to hire the guy that blew it with the chipmunks, blew it with the chipettes, and passed on Justin Bieber. Twice, actually.
    • Alvin: You can follow me on Critter.
    • [as James Bond]
    • Alvin: I like my tail shaken, not stirred.
    • Alvin: We're alive! We're alive!
    • Brittany: Good, 'cause now I'm going to kill you!
    • Zoe: Yeah! Wasn't that awesome?
    • Simon: No, it was not awesome! It's a miracle we got here safely. In fact, the odds of a chipmunk getting hurt on a zip line are one out of six.
    • [falling]
    • Eleanor: Aaaaaah!
    • Dave: Simon?
    • Simon: I wasn't betting. Honest!
    • Casino Guy: Your winnings, sir.
    • Zoe: Now wasn't that a pleasant ride?
    • Eleanor: Good thing we don't wear pants!
    • Dave: Take the suit off, then.
    • Ian: I can't.
    • Dave: Why not?
    • Ian: I'm not wearing anything under it.
    • [sees an island]
    • Ian: Look!
    • Dave: It's okay. I believe you.
    • Ian: No, look!
    • Alvin: Oh, my acorns!
    • Jeanette: Stop it! Stop it! One day on this island and we've become... ANIMALS!
    • [Simon and Theodore are bungee jumping]
    • Zoe: We're having the best time. Why did you have to show up and be so uptight?
    • Alvin: Me, uptight? I'm not the uptight one. I'm the fun one. The cool one. Ask anyone!
    • Zoe: Who should I ask?
    • [looking for the chipmunks]
    • Dave: Alvin! Britney!
    • Ian: Chubby one! Girl chubby one!
    • [to Alvin]
    • Simone: Au revoir, Alfred!
    • Dave: All right, Ian get everyone to the raft. If the volcano blows before I make it out of here, you have to promise me you'll-...
    • Ian: Leave without you. Got it!
    • Brittany: Of course. That's why the water was so hot. It's being heated by an underground magma chamber.
    • Eleanor: How do you know that?
    • Brittany: I have no idea the place where I get my nails done always has the science channel on maybe I accidentally paid attention.
    • Simone: I see you are sad, mon ami, and I hate to see you sad. I will help you find your friend Dave.
    • Theodore: You really think you can find him?
    • Simone: I know I can! and then I will find this Simon you keep speaking of!
    • Zoe: All right, Calloway, I need you to go in there and find Simone. I know you can do it little buddy.
    • [throws golf ball into water]
    • Jeanette: Uh, you're kidding. Right?
    • Zoe: If Calloway can't find, him nobody can-...
    • [ball hits her in head]
    • Zoe: Uh, ow!
    • [gasps]
    • Jeanette: Simone!
    • [rubbing her head]
    • Zoe: Told ya.
    • Alvin: I think I know why Dave hasn't come.
    • Brittany: You do? Why?
    • Alvin: 'Cause he's not even looking.
    • Brittany: Alvin, why wouldn't he be looking for us?
    • Alvin: Because I drive him crazy. you know the way Simon's been driving me crazy? I mean, that's what I've been doing to Dave for years. No wonder he hates me.
    • [sigh]
    • Brittany: Oh, don't worry, Alvin. I'm sure Dave will come. I mean, he certainly loves Simon and Theodore.
    • Eleanor: I think I sprained my ankle!
    • Zoe: Ooh, you know what. You should put some ice on that.
    • [everyone looks at her]
    • Zoe: Oh no, guys I don't have any ice. I live there in that tree. I just thought that maybe you did, though.
    • Simon: No, we don't have any ice. Just like we don't have any shelter.
    • Zoe: Wow, that's a major bummer for you. Do you guys like bungee jumping?
    • Brittany: Since I'm not the pretty one anymore, maybe I should build a shelter too.
    • Alvin: Yeah, good luck with that.
    • Brittany: You think I can't do it?
    • Alvin: Hey, I didn't say that, Brit. I thought it, but I didn't say it.
    • Simone: Would you care to join me on my adventure?
    • Theodore: What adventure?
    • Simone: The adventure called life!
    • [thinks about it]
    • Theodore: Okay, but just until Dave shows up.
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